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-Herc and Laf run in-

Herc: We just found some Sam Adams!

Laf: Yeah Cmon! The liquor cabinet was left open!

John: Alright!

Madison: guys, we're only 14...

Alex: so? -runs after Laf Herc and John-

Washington: please tell me you guys aren't—

Aaron: i guess... -walks after them-

Peggy: well if he's going I'm going and so are you girls -drags Angelica and Eliza with her-

Madison: please don't-

Jefferson: usually I listen to you but this is too rare to pass up -leaves-

*Madison and Washington glance at each other*

-30 minutes later-

John: alright alright that's what I'm tALKING aBOUT! EVERYONE GIVE IT UP, FOR THE MAID OF HONOR, ANGELICA SCHUYLER!!!

Washington: -turns to Madison- I'm so confused

Madison: I'm pretty sure Tommy is trying to marry Eliza?? I don't know

Washington: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Tommy

Madison: Sh-Shut up!! -looks away-

Angelica: A TOAST TO THE GROOM!

Everyone drunk: -holds up a bottle/can of Sam Adams-

Angelica: TO THE BRIDE!!

Madison: -jealous of Eliza, to self- the marriage isn't real anyway

Washington: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) what was that?

Madison: N-NOTHING

Angelica: FROM YOUR SISTERRRRRRRRRR WHO IS ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDEEE!

Washington: are they singing?

Madison: yup

-2 hours in-

John: -gets on Jefferson's laptop and goes onto GoNoodle before turning on a video-

-they recognize the music-

John: HEY YOU!!

Eliza: HEY WHAT?!

Laf: ARE YOU READY?!

Jefferson: FOR WHAT?!

Herc: TO POP!!

Alex: POP WHAT?!

Everyone drunk: POP-SEE-KO! 

Angelica: MY HANDS ARE HIGH

Peggy: MY FEET ARE LOW

Schuyler's except Eliza: AND THIS IS HOW I POP-SEE-KO

All drunks except Angelica and Peggy: YOUR HANDS ARE HIGH YOUR FEET ARE LOW AND THIS IS HOW YOU POP-SEE-KO 

All drunks: *start doing weird dances* POP-SEE-KO! POP-- POP-SEE-KO!

Washing and Madison: 0-0

*A car pulls up and someone walks in*

?: Who the h*ll drank all the Sam Adams?! *walks in the room*

TO BE CONTINUED...