Dan's POV

"C'MON DAN! LET'S GO!" Phil shouted to me as I quickly did my hair. "WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" 

"NO WE'RE NOT I'M ALMOST DONE!" I yelled back. I turned off my straightener and checked out my reflection. My hair wasn't the best, but I could care less {RHYME. okay i go now}. I grabbed my phone  and raced out to Phil, who said "Finally! You got the poster, right?" 

I shook my head. "Phil, you're literally holding it," talking about the poster we had made to welcome our new daughter and to let her know where to go. 

"Oh," Phil realized. "Well then let's go!!" he cried, rushing out the door, with me right behind him. We got in the cab and started to head to the airport.

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We finally arrived at the airport and rushed over to the desk. We sat down, waiting for the flight to arrive. Phil then proceeded to continue talking my ear off about all the things that could possibly go wrong.

"Dan, what if her flight was delayed?"

"It'll be fine"

"What if her flight was early and we missed her?"

"That didn't happen, the lady at the desk said that it would be coming in in 20 minutes."

"What if today isn't even the right day? 

"Uh, no. I checked the calendar, today's the day"

"What if she hates it here in London?"

"Well, that'll suck for her, won't it."

"What if she's rude?"

"The headmistress of the orphanage said that she was very kind."

"What'll we do for school? Should we homeschool her? No, we would be terrible teachers. Where will we send her?"

"I don't know, Phil."

"What if she doesn't see us and gets lost?"

"We're gigantic; there's a better chance that she will have two heads than miss us."

"What if she has allergies?"

"It'll be okay."

"What if she doesn't like any of the stuff we like? What if she hates it?"

"We'll shove our fandoms down her throat. The headmistress said that she spends too much time in fantasy and on the internet, she's bound to like something."

"What if she thinks that our jobs are stupid? Or that YouTube is stupid?"

"The headmistress said that she spends too much time watching videos online, so she'll most likely be okay with us being Youtubers."

"Dan-"

I cut Phil off. "Whatever you're about to say, don't. Stop worrying."

"But Dan," Phil said. "What if she doesn't like us?"

I looked at him. "Don't worry, she will."

"But-" Phil was interrupted yet again, this time by a perky voice announcing an incoming flight from Atlanta. "THAT'S HER FLIGHT!" Phil yelped, immediately jumping up. I quickly rose and started looking around. I saw lots of people getting off, but I had no idea what she looked like. So Phil just waved the sign around that said 'WELCOME TO THE UK, LIZZY KATZ!' while I just stood around looking for her.

Soon enough, I saw a girl speed walking over to us. I pointed her out to Phil, and he started jumping around like a maniac. The girl saw Phil jumping like a freaking deer and started skipping over to us. I started walking over to her, weaving my way through the crowds and eventually came to a stop in front of her, Phil next to me. Her blue green eyes flickered over us with an emotion that I couldn't quite catch. 

"Hello! You're Lizzy, right?" I heard Phil ask excitedly. 

"Y-yes," said the girl haltingly. "What- what are your names?" 

"My name's Dan, and this is Phil," I told her, gesturing to Phil and myself. Her eyes lit up for a second. "And we're going to be adopting you!" Phil finished up enthusiastically.

Lizzy's mouth hung open. She looked dead shocked, like we had just told her that we were murderers.

"Is-is that okay?" Phil asked her worriedly.

Suddenly her face broke into a huge smile. Like, literally, half her face just became smile,

"IT'S AMAZING!!!" She shouted loudly and crushed Phil and I into a bone-breaking hug.

"Yay!" Phil squeaked

"Yay! You're  crushing me," I gasped.

"Oh sorry," Lizzy giggled and let us go. Then, she made her expression as serious as possible and bowed to us.

"Hello, meme king. Greetings, actual ray of sunshine. Internet cult leader and guy with the hair. I am ecstatic to be your child," Lizzy said in a formal tone. Suddenly, her shocked face made sense.

"You know who we are?" Phil asked. She took a deep breath and squealed "PHILL LESTER!!" in a kind of bad impression of me, and squealed again "AND DAN HOWELL!"

"Oh, so you watch our videos?" I asked.

She looked at me seriously. "You have no idea. I have happily watched you until 4 in the morning. You take up at least half of my YouTube history."

"Oh, okay!" I said. "Welllll....." I looked at her awkwardly.

"Are you ready to go?" Phil philled in {tee hee} the awkward silence.

"Yes!" Lizzy squeaked.

And with that, Phil and I helped her with her bags and started to leave the airport, bringing our new daughter with us.

Oh boy.

{A/N} YAY ANOTHER CHAPTER!

PS I now remember Katy's username; it's katybugshipsphan.  So yeah, Katy and Kathleen are identical twins that I am friends with IRL.  They actually will be in this story more later on, and will even [probably hopefully] each have their OWN 'Adopted by YouTubers' fanfic! YAY! It's a surprise who they're getting adopted by, but here's a few hints; They both have incredible, deep voices. One of them is British, the other lives in LA. -__- Yes that narrows it down. LA. So specific. They are both gamesr, but one isn't NEARLY as well known as the other. And here are some quotes from them~ "Eight pages? Ugh, I can't even count to eight." and "Do I have a dog?". So yeah. ^~^.

ANYWAYS, most of this chapter is Phil worrying and Dan being sassy. I also feel like recommending  a song, so if you're into nightcore, and want something upbeat to write to or whateves, here you go  

https://youtu.be/GHeUeuBt4-s

It's really good. Also, if you right click and press loop, the video will automatically repeat. d^_^b

 I shall write the next chapter soon, and please comment who you think that Katy and Kathleen are going to be adopted by! One more hint- They both have dyed their hair several colors, but their natural color is brown. 

So yeah, remember, CHANNEL YOUR INNER LUNA LOVEGOOD. HYE {HOPE YOU ENJOYED), my loves!