*Dan's POV*

I couldn't believe it.

We had actually adopted the cat.

Why did I agree to this again?

Oh yeah, because they wanted to and I couldn't say no. 

Lizzy had chosen a name for the cat. She decided that it would be called Hermione Crookshanks Susan Bellus Smol Bean Mabel Small Bob Aphmau Sparkles Howlter. Why the cat had so many middle names, who knows. She keeps them on. She said that she too many awesome things to name her after, so middle names

It had been three months since we had adopted Lizzy, and life has been very different around here since then. For one, there was the cat. But there was also now another human living in the house with us. One that we had to take care of! Phil has killed all his houseplants to date (in fact, Lizzy's taking care of them now), and I'm not the best with children, but here we are. She's a good kid, even if she does share Phil's secret eating habit.

 The phandom loves her. In their eyes, it's just more proof of me and Phil's relationship. Lizzy still doesn't know that we're dating, which is a small miracle. We've managed to steal a few kisses here and there whenever she's not around. We're going to tell her soon, though.

Lizzy's been asking about getting a youtube channel recently. We asked her what sort of videos she would do and she said probably mostly gaming or random things, "sort of like the things you guys do". Wow, thanks. I told her that my content is relatable trash and she laughed and said "Exactly". We said sure and her first video is going up today. At least it's less cringy than my first video. She kept on reshooting until she was able to watch without screaming in disgust and horror. It's a video of her introducing herself to youtube and explaining what her channel will be. She decided that her genre will be everything; Gaming, crack vids, rants, covers and songs, vlogs, and a thing she came up with called "Webucation" {do you see what I did there?}, where she talks about fandoms and gives "guides" on certain fandoms. It's quite creative. 

Anyways, after showing her how to upload, I went into the lounge to find Phil. Sure enough, there he was, watching tv {I don't know what he would be watching}. I walked over and sat down next to him. "Hey Dan," he said. "Hey," I replied. He started absentmindedly playing with my hair, which is a habit of his. He loved messing with my hair, especially when it was curly, which it was. I felt too lazy to straighten it today. I put my arm around him and kissed his cheek, which made him blush ever so slightly and grin. He was so adorable I couldn't even with him.

"Phil?"

"Yes, Dan?"

"When are we going to tell Lizzy?"

"Tell Lizzy that we're dating."

"Oh, umm," Phil thought about this for a moment. "Dunno. Sometime soon."

"Kay," I said, putting my head on his shoulder. Soft. Suddenly, Phil tilted my head up and kissed me. I kissed him back. I felt very content. We held the kiss for a while. When we finally broke away, I heard a small noise at the doorway. I looked and was so startled I fell off of the couch.

There, standing in the doorway, was Lizzy. Her eyes were the size of saucers, and her mouth was in a tiny 'O' shape.

"LIZZY!" I yelled. "I didn't see you there!"

Phil was blushing and started stammering. "W-we-we er- umm- I-"

Lizzy let out a noise that sounded like a broken kettle letting off steam. "ssHHHHIIIIIiiiipppPPPPP" she squeaked at a frequency only dogs could hear. 

She stood there for a while, smiling at us like a crazed psychopathic murderer. 

"Um- we weren't doing anything-" I said awkwardly. 

"DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT, DANIEL JAMES HOWELL!!" Lizzy shrieked, exploding. "YOU TWO WERE KISSING THERE IS NO HIDING THAT! I-JUST--UGH." She said. If there was a table around to flip, she'd be flipping out. 

"Yeah, we were kissing," Phil admitted, knowing we couldn't hide it from her anymore. "We're dating. Please don't scream!" He added, knowing that our eardrums might just burst considering how loud we knew she could be. 

Her reaction was very different than what we expected.

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A/N CHAPTER OVER I'M SO EVIL MUHAHHAHAHAH

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DON'T HATE ME FRENS NEXT CHAPTER UP SOON!

But yeah, anyways it has been WAY TOO LONG SINCE I UPDATED THIS DAM FANFIC. 

*It's been so long plays in the background* SHUT UP BRAIN.

I've been sick for the past couple of days and it's been... fun.

It all started long ago....

On Tuesday I woke up and I felt awful. I had a stuffy nose, my head hurt (and even when I have the slightest headache I can't do anything productive), and bleh. I missed school on Wednesday. Today I sound like a 12 year old boy going through puberty (my voiceeeee my beautiful voice :( ). So yeah

Also, MY 13TH BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS. I'M SHOOK. HELP HOW DO I TEENAGER???? I NEED BACKUP QUICKY.

So yeah! Song recommendation!

https://youtu.be/d5HwXzx--y8

.*I DON'T CARE I SHIP IT*.

SAME

So yeah, remember, JUST KEEP SWIMMING. HYE, my girs!