Chapter 23: OMG ITS BODIL40!!
So everything that happened with Bogden was a couple of days ago. He was expelled, and I was suspended. Again. This time it was for 2 weeks. Only because he had a broken nose, and he lost a few teeth. Luckily I was fine... Kinda. Sure my arms may have some scars, but I'll be able to go to New York tomorrow. That kinda means that tonight is Wensday night. I'm doing a cops and robbers in a couple minuets, then at 7:00, Mitch is coming over. >:D MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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"Hey guys Sky here! Today I'm joined with Fluffy, Brady, and........ BODIL40!!"
"BODIL40 BODIL40 BODIL40 BODIL40!!!" I chanted Martins name as I jumped around the cops and robbers spawn.
"What about me?"
"Oh yeah, and some random kid!" Sky continued his intro.
"I have a name you know!"
"He does!" Jerome snuck up to Dylan. "His name tag says MLG Dylan. That means his name is Jacob!"
Bodil started doing his famous laugh. "Good job! You can read!"
"Thank you very much!"
"Can I finish my intro now?"
"NO! YOU'RE COP!" We all started punching Adam, until he fell onto the pressure plate and teleported us all.
"Hey I'm with Jerome!" I ran over and punched him. "Jerome! Top or bottom?" Before we go any further, I just wanna say that this is a way we survive in cops and robbers. We break a to brick hole, then we run out.
"Brady, I really don't want to this with you right now!"
"C'mon Jerome! I need this!"
Jerome sighed. "Fine You know I always take top!"
"Jerome what are you doing with my son?" Adam asked with a little bit of worry in his voice.
"Love!" Bodil piped in. "Its called love Sky!"
"I wanna learn to love!" Dylan cried out. "I need someone to love!"
"Dude, you have Olivia." We finally were able to break through, and we both ran out. Once we were out, I placed to bricks of dirt to cover the hole.
"Well yeah, kinda..."
"What do you mean kinda?"
"Yeah!" Bodil came back in. "What do you mean?"
"Well, we're like friends, not really boyfriend and girlfriend. We hug every now and then, but we've never kissed."
"Oh ok."
"Here's a tip that I use when I try to get all of the lady Bacca's." We were almost to the gravel path when Adam noticed.
"Wait Jerome where are you?"
"FREEDOM!" I screeched into the mic.
"WHAT!? HOW!? ALREADY!?"
"Anyways," Jerome continued. "I just go for it. If she doesn't like it, then you know you are at different stages, and that never really works out,"
"Never." Bodil concluded.
"But if it does, then well stuff happens, and you feel like the king of Power Moves."
"WHERE DID YOU GO!?!" Adam was still freaking out. "HOW DID YOU ESCAPE! I NEVER LET YOU OUT, WHICH MEANS YOU DIDN'T GET LET OUT!"
"Calm Down Sky, they're probably are in the kitchen or something."
-another prisoner has reached the boat
Bodil started nervously laughing. "Umm... That was just one of them!"
-another prisoner has reached the boat
"Uh..."
-Bodil40 was slain by SkyTheKidRS using tazer
"Lol, we are coming to save you!"
"Please don't kill me Sky!"
"Oh I won't! You're just a kid!"
"Oh thats good-AAAAH!!!"
-MLG Dylan was slain by SkyTheKidRS, using tazer
This was gonna be a fun game.
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"Alrighty that was cops and robbers with Sky, Brady, Bodil, and Jacob-"
"MY NAME IS DYLAN!"
"Like always, please show your support by leaving a like, and if your new, please subscribe! Oh and Don'y forget to check out everyones channel, which will be in the link in description! See ya later doods!"
"Baiiii!"
"And thats a wrap! Good job everyone!" Dylan left the Skype, but me Jerome, Bodil and Adam kept on talking.
Its Jerome, Bodil, Adam and I!
I really don't care.
"So Adam, you going to Jordan's barbecue?" Jerome asked.
"Yep, I'll be taking Brady and Dawn."
"Oh thats nice I'm pretty sure Brady and Joe are the same age!"
-Bodil40 disconnected
"Hey Jerome, I'm going to disconnect and use my Dad's computer."
"Actually me and Jerome have to talk, so Brady, can you go and wait for Mitch to show up?"
"Sure Dad!" I disconnected from Skype, and headed downstairs with my laptop to wait for Mitch.
I flopped onto the couch and started editing my video to pass time. This was going to be a good video!
While I was editing, I decided to listen to some tunes. The good part about being jailbroken, is that I found a way to get music for free! So basically I had every single song at the tip of my fingers. I think I'll listen to some Eminem.
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"I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
all my people from the front to the back nod back nod
something something something rapbot rapbot-"
*ding dong*
I paused my music and headed to the front door, only to see Mitch, Dylan and Olivia. Mitch looked annoyed, and Dylan and Olivia were holding hands and talking. I grinned and opened the door. The second I turned the handle, Mitch slammed the door open and ran to the kitchen, meanwhile Olivia and Dylan kept on talking.
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!" Olivia screamed.
"Um you two ended up getting a great relationship because Dylan went over to your house and kissed you?"
Olivia looked stunned. "Yeah.... How did you know?"
"Two things. One Dylan texted me about a bazillion times, and two we kinda talked about it with Jerome and Bodil."
"Oh."
"So why are you here?"
That's when Dylan started talking. "Well, we decided that we wanted to hang out with you, because you are awesome!"
"That's great and all, but Mitch is over!"
"He looks like he lives here." Dylan was sadly right. Mitch had stormed into my house, went into my house, grabbed a coke, made some popcorn, and started watching my TV.
"Fine you guys can come in. I just gotta tell Dad that you and Mitch are over!"
"Okay then!" I headed upstairs, and told my Dad about the guests. He said he would be down, so I headed back downstairs. In the time it took me to get my Dad, and go downstairs, Mitch, Dylan, and Olivia had already bought and started a movie. Of course.
"I see you guys started a movie."
Mitch nodded. "We're watching The Purge!"
"That's great, but I'm going to need your help packing."
Mitch looked at me and shook his head. "I'm not doing it for you!" Yes he will!
"What if I had you teach me?"
Mitch's face lit up. "Why it would be a honor!" I lead Mitch upstairs, and he taught me the secret BajanCandian packing trick. Now if I was to tell you, then it wouldn't be a secret! Let's just say I now know how to pack like a pro!
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