A/N: This is just an extra little chapter where life is actually normal and if everything went correctly, yes, that does mean Pj for a chapter (and I'll include Alex because I love Alex, okay?)

Sorry for the feels 😰

Also I've been playing this song (from the 80s wtf) for hours on repeat, listen to it if you have the time. It's called Come On Eileen. I'm literally listening to it at this moment.

Also watch that ^^ it's gr8

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You woke up to the sound of an alarm, and you checked your phone.

5:00 am.

Why the fluff is Pj waking up this earl-

"CHRISTMAS!" You heard Pj scream excitedly from the room next to you.

Such a child.

He ran into your room, eyes sparkling with excitement as he jumped up and down enthusiastically on your bed.

"Christmas Christmas Christmas!!!" He exclaimed.

"Morning Pj." You smiled sleepily. He pulled you out of bed and carried you bridal-style into the lounge, where he set you down on the sofa before rapidly looking for his presents under the Christmas tree. After he had collected his pile, he sat down and looked at you as if to get permission to open them.

"Can I at least get my stuff first?" You asked before he nodded. You quickly collected your presents from underneath the tree and nodded to Pj, allowing him to start opening presents.

One of the presents that you received turned out to be a big box of Panic! At The Disco merch, including the limited edition Halloween shirt for 2016.

"How the heck did you hide this from me?!" You screamed at Pj as you tackle-hugged him, incredibly ecstatic about receiving all of it. Hats, t-shirts, pins, now you could be the ultimate trash. Another one you opened had a small Christmas ornament of you and Pj, cartoon style. It was one of the most adorable things you'd ever seen.

"Who the fuck gave me condoms?" Pj asked.

"Me,'" replied someone with a northern accent.

Chris.

"Chris!" Pj yelled excitedly, running up to him and giving him a giant hug.

"Sorry I've been away, you know-"

"Acting stuff. Yeah, I know," Pj finished. He gave Chris a kiss (that rhymed) and Chris presented Pj a large box of chocolates.

"Yeah yeah boyfriend boyfriend Chris I have a present for you let's move on with it we have cooking to do," you interrupted. You handed over the new camera, a combined present from both you and Pj, and he opened it with a pleased expression on his face, kissing Pj and giving you a small hug.

You all sat around the fire and chatted for a few hours, when Pj suddenly decided to leave.

"Come on let's move our butts over to Dan and Phil's because Christmas party let's go." Pj rushed us out the door, excited for the day.

"Pj! I have to get their presents first!" You quickly ran up the stairs and grabbed the presents from underneath the Christmas tree, grabbing all the neatly wrapped presents labelled with either Dan or Phil's names, and ran back downstairs to join the two boys. "Let's go." You all took a step across the hall. "I'm out of breath," you said sarcastically, making the couple laugh.

Pj banged his hand on the door repeatedly, not stopping until Phil rapidly opened the door and Pj bopped him in the schnaz. Really hard.

"Dammit Pj!" Phil exclaimed, before laughing. Phil looked at the group, hugging all of us before (finally) allowing us in the Phlat.

"Oh, hi!" Dan greeted, nodding to Pj and Chris before he gave you a massive hug. You handed Dan's presents to him and gave Phil his presents before sitting yourself on the sofa. You felt a buzz in your pocket.
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Alex 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Hey, I'm only my way now, who's gong to be at this little Christmas party?
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Just Dan, Phil, Chris and Peej. You know I don't have any friends.
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Cool, see you in a bit.
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"Alex is going to be over in a bit, he says," you informed the group.

"Okay," replied Pj, the rest nodding their head in acknowledgement.

"Are you ready to start making brunch?" Dan asked you. You had both elected yourselves to cook as no one except for Phil, but he didn't want to.

"Yes!" You exclaimed excitedly. You followed Dan into the kitchen, and started getting the ingredients and utensils out as you heard Phil, Chris and Pj start dancing around to the Christmas music that was now blaring from the radio. Dan rolled his eyes and left the kitchen to scold Phil for having the music up so loud, muttering under his breath something about not being able to hear his own thoughts, although you weren't entirely sure as you couldn't hear him.

Soon enough the music was turned down to a reasonable sound so that it went through the entire apartment but wasn't making everyone's eardrums bleed. Dan returned to the kitchen, smiling and swaying his hips to the music.

"Okay, you start cooking up the scrambled eggs and I'll do the bacon and English muffins, then start making up the spaghetti and baked beans," Dan instructed, still dancing slightly. As you both started to cook, setting out bowls, pans, food, cooking pots, and turning the stove on, you sung along the the songs playing.

/I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need/

/I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree/

/I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know/

/Make my wish come true/

/All I want for Christmas is you/

As soon as the title line of the song was sung, Phil entered the kitchen, dancing around and pointing to Dan, making Dan look up and blush furiously. He abandoned the bacon as Phil grabbed his hips and pulled the younger towards him,  encouraging him to dance.

"But Phil- I mean, I'd love to, but I have to-"

"Don't worry about it, I've got it," you interrupted with a wink, leaving the pair to dance around the kitchen. You swiftly grabbed a Christmas themed apron because you were now the head chef, and for the sake of Christmassy cooking, and swayed your hips to the beat as you managed the bacon, scrambled eggs, baked beans and tinned spaghetti, as well as the English muffins, which were being toasted in, well, the toaster.

Soon enough the eggs and bacon were ready and you transferred them to their designated bowls and plates for self-serving, immediately putting on the next batch.

Soon enough you had finished the first batch of spaghetti and baked beans and finished cooking all the bacon, English muffins and eggs. While you were working on more spaghetti you heard a knock at the door. Dan and Phil were still dancing, now to Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, so you had to interrupt so you could greet the guest.

"Dan, can you look after the spaghetti for a bit? I think Alex is here, unless you invited someone else?"

"No I didn't invite anyone else, we have no friends," Dan said, laughing sarcastically. You ran downstairs and opened the door to find Alex, curly hair, green eyes, and festive pastel outfit, not to mention a wreath-themed flower crown.

"Alex! Oh my god, you look so cute!" You complimented him, giving him a hug.

"You look adorable too, nice shirt, Y/N!"

"It's good that your finally going to meet-"

"I'm going to meet Dan and Phil. And Pj. And Chris. Oh. My. God," Alex interrupted.

"Don't worry about them they're just humans I happen to live near not including Chris come on in," you allowed him to enter before you, locking the door behind yourself before you walked up the stairs directly behind him.

"Ooh! Is this the fabled Alex?" Pj asked, drawing his attention away from his boyfriend. Alex just nodded with wide eyes, not really believing it was Pj. "Nice to finally meet you," Pj held out his hand, which Alex took with sudden confidence.

"It's nice to meet you too, uh, what should I call you?" Alex asked politely, folding his hands together behind his back.

"Just call me Pj, that's what Y/N calls me. Say, Alex, are you into cars?" Pj asked.

"No, Pj, I'm really not," Alex answered honestly.

"Good, because I'm not either," Pj joked, mouth stretching into a smile and eyes crinkling up.

"Is this your boyfriend?" Chris asked. Yourself and Alex looked at each other in horror before cracking up into laughter.

"Oh, god no!" You exclaimed through your laughter.

"Why is that so funny?" Chris asked.

"Oh, I'm gay," Alex replied, still laughing, while wiping a tear away. "Ahh, that's always a good one. Gets me every time."

"Is that Alex?!" You heard Phil exclaim, his running from the kitchen clearly heard amongst the four of you. He burst into the room before stopping abruptly next to you, out of breath. "Hi, Alex, nice, to, meet you," Phil said between large intakes of air.

"Hi Phil," Alex responded, amused.

"You're the gay friend, right?" Phil said. You facepalmed, feeling embarrassed.

"Yeah, I'm like your only friend right?" Alex asked, making you turn red.

"Yea. That's right. If you keep going neither of us are going to have friends soon," you retorted.

"Ooh it's the gay one!" You heard Dan yell from the kitchen. You turned a couple of shades redder.

"Wait does that mean we're all gay?" Phil asked.

"I'm straight!" Dan yelled.

"But you're dating me!" Phil yelled back.

"Still straight!"

"About as straight as a circle," Phil muttered under his breath.

"I'm bisexual," you decided to add.

"I'm gay!" You heard a scream from downstairs. Everyone turned towards the door as they heard multiple pairs of feet enter the apartment, followed by the slam of a door.

"I thought you weren't inviting any friends?" You asked Phil, but he looked just as clueless as you did. Suddenly a trio entered. Fucking Tyler Oakley, Connor Franta and Troye Sivan.

"Surprise motherfuckers!" Exclaimed Connor Franta as he pointed finger guns at us. What the fuck is going on? When Connor looked at you, his eyes lit up. He walked towards you and poked your cheek.

"Ooh, is this the oh-so-magical Y/N, daughter of fabulous Pj Liguori?"

"Um, uh-"

"Yep she's my daughter that's right everyone Y/N IS MY DAUGHTER BE JEALOUS!" Pj yelled enthusiastically, which caused you to blush. Troye looked at Alex and strutted towards him, leaning on Connor's shoulder.

"Who's this cutie?" He asked, making Alex blush cherry red, "Ooh is he your boyfriend?" Troye asked, obviously thinking that he was right.

"Are boys and girls not allowed to be just friends?!" You exclaimed.

"That would be a no." Alex confirmed.

"Y/N can't get into a relationship any way, she's not cool enough!" Yelled Dan from the kitchen. Tyler headed towards the kitchen, presumably to interact with his friend.

"Ooh does that mean you're single?" Troye asked.

"Dude, I'm 14!" Alex exclaimed.

"That's only 7 years," Troye said with a wink. You rolled your eyes.

"This is such a gay fest I can't even, I thought we were celebrating Christmas!" You said, exasperated.

"That's right, turn on the tunes!" Exclaimed Chris.

"Do you want to come watch me cook and have a chat with Dan and Tyler?"

"I've met so many idols today," Alex said, lost in his thoughts.

"Hey, I've met three today as well, don't worry. I was shocked they knew who I was. Anyways, let's go." The both of you headed towards the kitchen, finding Tyler teasing Dan with a whisk.

"Dan! You're going to burn the bloody spaghetti!"

"I'm microwaving it," he replied, confused.

"Um- I needed something to get your attention back to the cooking."

"It's all done, we just need to pour the juices into jugs and we're all set." You got the (many) bottle of juice out of the fridge, as Dan got out jugs from the cupboards. Apple juice, breakfast juice, orange juice and apple blackcurrent. Nice.

"So, Alex, how did your parents react to your coming out?" Dan asked bluntly, smashing the silence in half.

"Oh- uh- they were sort of not happy but they didn't care because they knew they couldn't change it so it's alright I guess."

"Better than being disowned or kicked out of your home I guess," Tyler commented, "I'm glad my family was so accepting."

"Well my parents will never know because they flipping abandoned me but I'm grateful for that."

"Why?" Dan asked.

"Because then I would have never had the wonderful family I have now," you replied, feeling like a total sap. You finished off pouring all the juices and proceeded to move the food out to the dinner table, with the help of Tyler and Alex. Dan rushed around the house, grabbing 3 extra chairs for the unexpected guests.

"Bon appetite," you said, bowing and taking your seat next to Alex. Everyone dug in, and only 10 minutes later, all the food was devoured.

"Oh my god can we watch Christmas movies?" Dan asked Phil, suddenly excited.

"Yes! Please please please please!" Pj begged, looking at you

"Fine, but we have to clean up first," You and Phil answered at the same time, before laughing.

"I'll clean up," you volunteered.

"Me too," Alex added. You grabbed everyone's plates as Alex grabbed the dishes that the food was stored in and headed to the kitchen, dumping everything in the sink.

"Now we can," you announced as you entered the lounge. You grabbed Alex's hand and ran for the couch as everyone scrambled for the best places.

You ended up wedged between Phil and Alex, with Alex sitting between yourself and Dan. You sat cross legged, with Chris and Pj curled up next each other on the floor below you.

Connor, Troye and Tyler were practically on top of each other, all tangled up.

"Shit, no one grabbed the remote," Dan said.

"I'll grab it. Do you guys have any microwave popcorn?" You asked.

"Yeah, plenty of it," Phil answered.

"I'll make up some of that while I'm at it. Phil, save my seat," you said as you stood up. Phil spread himself over the area he was sitting and the area that you previously were, resting his head on Alex's lap.

"Hi," Phil said with a smile. Alex giggled and booped his nose, blushing lightly.

They seem to be getting on well.

You grabbed the remote and headed to the kitchen.

Ha.

Now they can't watch the movie without me.

You started to make popcorn.

You had made 4 bowls of the stuff before returning to the kitchen.

"How dare you take the remote!" Exclaimed Tyler, rolling over to face you. You rolled your eyes and placed one bowl of popcorn next to the pile of gays, walking to your spot before giving Pj and Chris one to share and another between Alex and Dan.

"Here you go. The remote." You handed Dan the remote. "Sit up, Phil." Phil shook his head in protest. You started to poke at his side and he started to giggle uncontrollably.

"No- s- stop! Y/N! Please!" He begged. You sat down as he reluctantly lifted his head. He curled up his body a little more and rested his head on your lap instead of Alex's. Dan chose The Nightmare Before Christmas, which everyone agreed on. As the movie started to play, you set down the popcorn bowl in front of Phil. Dan leaned his head on Alex's shoulder and wrapped his arms around Alex's waist, which caused Alex to blush. Hard.

"I forgot to mention they're really cuddly. They're almost like teddy bears, but they usually initiate the hugs," you whispered in Alex's ear.

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Literally everyone had fallen asleep except for you and Alex.

Food coma.

You slowly got up, supporting Phil's head with your hands as you slowly let him sleep. Alex did the same. The pair of you tiptoed out of the lounge.

"Let's go to Dan's bedroom," you suggested to Alex, who nodded 'yes'. You crept to his room and closed the door.

"Oh my god my feelings holy shit," Alex suddenly blurted out.

"You're totally coming here more often. You haven't even been in our apartment yet," you told him. Alex smirked.

"What if we looked through Dan's bedside drawers?" He asked, mischief clouding his eyes.

"Go right ahead. I'm not doing that... I don't need to possibly lose what's left of my innocence," you told him, smiling slightly. You jumped on Dan's bed and turned on your phone.

You logged onto twitter and tweeted,
'Just had a Christmas brunch and watched The Nightmare Before Christmas... now everyone except Alex is asleep!
By the way @ danisnotonfire, you really need to stop falling asleep on people. It makes it hard to get up.'

"I found lube," Alex informed you.

"Nice," you replied.

"I really like Dan and Phil and Pj and everyone. And it's not just because I idolise them, they are just great overall." Both of you heard someone wake up in the lounge.

"Shit, I think it's Dan!" Alex whispered in a panic, quickly shoving whatever he had pulled out of the drawer and quietly shoving it shut. He jumped onto the bed next to you and quickly pulled out his phone and opened the Tumblr app. The door opened.

"Hey lovebirds," Dan said as he closed the door gently behind him.

"Nope," said Alex, glaring at Dan as he jumped on the bed.

"Why are you in here?" He asked.

"Didn't want to disturb any of you humans," you replied. Dan lied down next to you. You decided to lie down on top of him.

"Oof, Jesus Christ!" He exclaimed.

"Shh!" You and Alex scolded in sync.

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This took me quite a while to write, but I'm proud. I hope you liked it! Part 2 will come out in a week, give or take a few days. 🖤🖤🖤