I sat in the orphanage bedroom that i hate so, wishing i could escape. Like most, i wasnt always an orphan. My parents died in a tragic car accident or something  cliche like that. These girls that are really mean to me for no reason other than the writer's pleasure suddenly came in. "Hey (y/n) there's a guy here to adopt so don't come down because you're a dumb bitch" they said in unison because they're evil or something before beating me to the point i could call 911 but wont because im retarded. It didn't hurt though because im a psycopath and i murderereded them. Then, i got dressed and im depressed for no reason and thought i looked ugly. I walked downstairs and hid amoung the sea of kids even though orphanages don't have that many kids and i probably just killed half of them.  Then, this old man who looked beautiful like jesus came up to me and told me he wanted to adopt me so he signed a paper and took me Because that's totally how it works. I hopped into his car and he took me to his trashy trailer that apparently is supposed to look like a mansion to me. I ran inside and his dog pissed on me so i immidently loved it and decided i would marry it one day. Then keith took me to his room and we had sweet sweet greasy trailer love with his dog.
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