(Unedited because I suck and am really tired.)

Five years I've been with the guys. And five years later I had indeed graduated high-school and now have a job as a singer for a band. What band? Oh, ya know, Reckless Royals. Who's in it? Just my fiancé, Timothy Felix, my best friends, Taylor Hernandez and James Saywer, and legally, my brother, Christian Gonzalez, well, Irwin now.

This has been my dream; to be in a punk band and playing shows to people who actually like us. It was what I had wished on when Timothy told me to wish on that airplane, and it came true. Here I was, my band and I in a tourbus touring around the states.

5 Seconds of Summer was still alive and have become one of the biggest bands now. Literally everyone knows them and when you walk around you can see kids, teens, adults even, sporting their band merchandise. I was extremely proud of them and I still couldn't believe how far they've gotten.

They've made multiple platinum records and singles. They win almost every aware they're nominated for and they make millions upon millions every year. Even so, with all of the fame and fortune, they still are the same guys I knew when I was younger.

They're still morons who are afraid of spiders and eat vegemite and pizza as if it's the only thing in the world. They still come down to support me and my boys at our shows. They still make a lot of sexual remarks and care about their fans more than anything else. They're still grounded because they know if they allowed themselves to float off, me and my band would kick their asses.

Just like the guys, Taylor and Timothy had dropped out of school for this band. We owe it to Taylor's crazy idea that this all happened, he suggested the band thing and we just went along with it for fun, not thinking it could end up with us touring alongside some pretty awesome people like The Summer Set and Tonight Alive.

Shaun, that British boy who we loved so dearly, is our manager now. He is literally the best and allowed us to become the band we wanted. He's married now actually. Nineteen years old and he's married to Peter's younger sister, Charlotte. They're adorable together.

In speaking of marriages, Chelsea and Michael had gotten married not too long ago. They were going to wait, but when we found out Chelsea was pregnant, they decided to do it earlier. It was beautiful and I may or may not have cried.

Ashton got married too, but no way in hell am I calling her mum. She's literally only like three years older than me. Three years. Yeah, I'll stick to calling her Jessica.

Luke and Calum aren't married yet, just in relationships with these really pretty girls; Auburn and Hailey. They're so perfect for them. I hope they get married sometime because they're so inlove and it's so cute that I cry.

Like I said, Timothy was my fiancé but we haven't actually gotten married yet. We were waiting until we were twenty-one. Chris and James were still together but they're still boyfriends.

"Jordan! Have you seen my bandana?!" Timoth yelled and I groaned. "Stop talking to strangers and help me."

"Find your own god damn bandana, I'm narrating our lives to these people who want to know what's up." I said and he rolled his eyes at me. "Did you just roll your eyes at me? Don't roll your eyes at me."

"Well you rolled your eyes at me when I proposed to you so..."

"The ring was in a plastic pokeball and all you said was 'I choose you'. Timothy, I had a right to roll my eyes at you." He laughed and yelled that he found his bandana.

"Jordan! Where are my skinny jeans? The ones with rips all the way up the leg?" James yelled and I facepalmed. I'm sorry guys, they keep asking me for shit.

"Ask your boyfriend, maybe he has them." I told him and Timothy took a seat beside me. "Timmy, not now, I'm nar-"

He pulled me on to his lap and then pressed and kiss to my lips. "Fuck 'em, I want a kiss."

"And I haven't even gotten to the part where we let out our first album and it went gold right away." I told him and he laughed. "Or when we got that Kerrang award for best new coming artist. Or when we toured with the guys."

"I remember when we first let our album out. The night after that was so much fun-"

"Stop being horny or I'll tell Michael. You remember what he did when he saw another hickey on me while we toured together." I said and laughed.

"He painted all of my guitars pink, switched all of my skinny jeans with fluffy colorful skirts, and dyed my hair green... and he bleached a dick shape on all of my favorite shirts." I nodded and he laughed. "I'm sorry."

"Now, let me narrarate our lives okay?" He nodded and I smiled.

Okay, I was saying before, Luke and Auburn and Hailey and Calum are so cute I cry. Also, I am not calling Jessica mum because that'd be weird. I'm engaged and Chris and James were still dating only.

As for our band, like I said, our album went gold right away and soon went platnium and that was pretty fucking epic. You can only imagine how we celebrated it; lots of beer, lots of cake, lots of panda express, and a movie marathon. The guys even flew down from their tour to celebrate it with us, it was cool.

Oh, and that guy who used to pick fights with us all the time in middle school is the guys' maid. I laugh at that. While we're touring and meeting our idols, he's cleaning a house and taking care of the dogs. That's what you get for being a little bitch.

Over the years, I dyed my hair a lot. Usually, Michael, Chelsea, and I have the same hair color. We all have jet black now and it's cool. Ashton gets jealous but he doesn't dye his hair so we can't have matching hair.

I forgot what my natural hair color was actually... oh well.... it doesn't matter.

"Jordan," godammit. Not again. "Ashton is calling." Dad!

I jumped off of Timothy's lap and then took the phone from my best friend. "Dad?" I asked and I heard his voice.

"Princess, how's tour?" He asked me and you can hear the video games and rock n roll music in the back ground. "Having fun?"

"Loads. I was just telling the people reading this story what's happened the last five years." I said and he laughed. "Are you having fun on tour?"

"As always." He said and I smiled. "Did you tell them about the proms and graduations and how you went to like thirty of them with your fans?" He asked me. Well.. now you guys know that I did that.

"They know now." I said and he laughed. "Besides, I wasn't that busy then so I was able to do that." I told him.

"Now you're really busy, and don't you have a concert in an hour?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to keep you then. I'll talk to you later sunshine." I pouted but then nodded. Oh yeah... he can't see me...

"Talk to later to too dad, I love you." He returned it and then I hung up after telling him bye.

Now, I have to go to soundcheck and rehearsals so I'll see you guys some other time maybe? I don't know. Maybe not but you never know.

I love you guys and bye. 5 Seconds of Summer's adopted daughter out...

Oh god that was so old, I'm around Ashton too much.