Jordan's point of view

I laid on the floor as a movie played in the living room. Me and Chris were cuddled up to my bear the others were all on the couch. Timothy had left earlier since there's school tomorrow and so did Taylor. "Is there any cake left?" I asked Chris and he looked at me.

"Yeah, want a slice?" I nodded and we both stood up. We went to the kitchen and he opened he cake container. I grabbed a knife and then sliced myself a small slice. I didn't want too much because red velvet is really sweet.

I grabbed a fork and sat on the counter. "After this, I need to work the fuck out." He said and lifted his shirt. "Look at all that gut."

"What gut? All I see is your flat pale belly." I said and he laughed as he patted his stomach. "You're like the body goals of a lot of boys."

"Am I really?" He asked as he looked at himself. "Other boys want to look like shit?" He asked me and I sighed.

"You do not look like... shit," I said, pausing before I swore. "Your like Michael. Maybe your not muscular like your friends, and maybe you're not as tanned, but you're prefect nonetheless. People still find you attractive and people still want to be like you." I told him and he sniffled.

"That was the most beautiful thing someone had ever told me and I was once told we were having pizza for dinner once." He said and I laughed. "But really? You're not just lying to me?"

"I don't lie." I said as I took a bite of my cake. "Now, eat your cake and don't worry about your weight. You're perfect." I said and he nodded. He put the container away and then looked at me.

"You're a great friend you know." He said and smiled. "Like, a really great friend." He told me.

"You are too-"

"No like, you're not selfish at all and you actually give a fuck if something's wrong. You're so nice and know when the joking has gone too far. You stick up for us and you make sure we're happy even if you're not. You're just a really great friend." He told me and adjusted his glasses.

"You're welcome." I said and smiled. "I'd do anything for you guys. You're all like my family now and I care about you guys." I said and smiled. "I love you morons, and idiot because apparently Taylor is the only one I can call a idiot."

"Well, he is an idiot, a really sassy idiot." He said and I agreed. I put my plate in the sink since I finished my cake and Chris did the same.

"Let's get back to the living room." I said and he nodded. We made our way to the living and then cuddled up into the teddy bear again.

"I think she likes that teddy bear more than she likes us."

"Jordan! Cuddle?" Calum asked me and I looked at him. I smiled and shook my head, holding the bear even closer. Luke laughed at his rejection and I looked back at the movie.

"You're like having a threesome with the bear and Chris." Chelsea spoke up and I laughed. "Having fun sleeping with a gay boy and a teddy bear?"

"Actually, it's a bi-sexual boy because have you fucking seen Ruby Rose and Hayley Williams and Halsey?" Chris said and Chelsea gasped.

"Oh my god, I'd go lesbian for Ruby Rose in an instant. She's so hot." Chelsea said and Michael looked at her as if she just offended his great ancestors.

"She's mine. Back off." Chris said with narrowed eyes and she glared at him. "You have Michael."

"You have James."

"She's mine." Luke said and the two glared at him. It wasn't even playful, it was like a death glare. "I mean, what? Psh. She's not mine, obviously."

"Who is this Ruby Rose?" Michael asked and Chelsea literally stood up and walked away from him. "No, I'm sorry, baby come back." He whined and she sat by Christian.

"Cuddle?" Luke asked me and Calum glared at Luke. I nodded and walked over to the blonde, letting him cuddle me.

"Because my fourteen year old adopted daughter cuddling my almost nineteen year old band mate is not strange at all." Ashton commented and I laughed.

"Luke smells good. Like-Like clean laundry and good deoderant." I said and he laughed as Chelsea and Chris continued fighting over who was with Ruby Rose.

"But I'm closer to her age-"

"Well I'm hotter than you." Chris shot back and she gasped. She told him to take it back and he shook his head. "Hate to break it to you, but I'm hotter."

"Oh hell no, I am sexy. I am way more attractive than you." Chelsea said and he stood up. Uh-oh... Chris isn't too sasy, but when he is, he's sassy.

"Um, excuse me. You see these nails and this hair, it's all natural sweetheart. And look at this face, absolutely irresistible and I don't have an ounce of make-up on." Chris said, doing the cupcake pose. "You ain't shit."

"You may have natural hair but you see this? You ain't got boobs homeboy, or these dimples, or these legs." Chelsea said and he looked taken back. "Ha!"

"Oh, you wanna talk about legs. You wanna talk about legs. You see these? I got legs better than your boyfriend babe, and we all know how crazy his fans go over his legs." Chris said you her and I laughed so hard, Luke had to tighten his grip on me or I would have fallen off of the couch.

"Don't call my girlfriend ba-"

"His legs don't have anything on mine. Look how smooth and shiny they are. They're so long and skinny, they're better than Luke's, and Luke has the best legs in the band." She said and I watched as Chris took a step back. "Yeah, walk away because you can't handle the truth."

"You may got the legs, but do you got the ass? I sure as hell got the ass, and you can kiss it because I am with Ruby Rose you're not." He said and she rolled her eyes. "My ass is better than Calum's."

"Wait what? No its not." Calum said insulted he'd even think that. Here goes some more sass and jealous insults. I thank God we're all not very self-conscious and know how to take a joke.

"Michael, bring the chips please. This is going to get interesting." I said and he actually got up to go get them. He came back and handed me a bag. I thanked him and me and Luke ate the chips while the three sassed each other.

"Stop being so jealous of me and my good looks because obviously, I'm the hottest person in this room." Calum said and Christian laughed that short, fake laugh.

"Honey, you look like a member off of one of those tribute bands." Chris said and Chelsea high-fived them. "Oh, my phone is ringing." He said and pulled it out. "It's Jack Barakat, he wants his hair back."

"Ooh," Michael said and I was dying to see Calum's reaction but I couldn't because he had his back towards me and Luke.

"I wouldn't be talking about hair when you have the same hair cut as Jordan from The Ready Set." Calum said and I laughed because it was true. He did indeed have that hair cut.

"Hey, at least his is all natural." Chelsea said and I turned around. I buried my head into Luke's chest but it still didn't stop my laughter.

"He's hot so why would that be offensive? If anything that's a compliment. You just called me hot." Chris told him and you could just imagine how frustated Calum was because he's getting sassed really hard by a fourteen year old.

"Calum, apply cold water to your burns, not ice." Ashton said and Luke laughed. I laughed aswell, and so did Michael.

"Might as well just leave while you still have some pride and dignity left bro." Michael said. "They're smoking you."

"Whatever." Calum said and the couch dipped down, meaning he sat down. "I'm done, the sass is just too real." He told us and I laughed.

"You're like Taylor, sassy as fuck." Ashton told Chris I assume. "You also insult a lot when you sass people, just like him."

"That's what sass is you imbecile. You make fun of someone in a manner so they laugh at it and don't get mad at you. It's insulting people and back talking." Chelsea said.

"I've been friends with Taylor for years, of course I'm go in to pick up some of the sass. It's my secret weapon because well, I learned from the best." Chris said and I rolled my eyes.

"I live with a bunch of fucking idiots." Michael said and I agreed. "You're not allowed to agree with me. You stole my Lukey and your friend called my girlfriend 'babe'."

"You're just jealous because even as a gay man I can still pick up chicks faster than you." Chris said and Chelsea laughed.

"Your Lukey? He's mine." I said and gave him a squeeze. "My giant tree boy." I said and he kisses the top of my head like Ashton does.

"Man? Um, excuse me? You're not a man. You can call yourself a man once your balls have dropped and you grow a stubble." Michael told Chris.

"Well, you call yourself a man and your balls haven't dropped. What's with the hypocrisy Michael? Just scared I'm gonna steal your girl?" Chris asked and Michael laughed.

"On the contrary, my balls have droped,just as-"

"Okay, stop. We have kids in the room. Little Lukey and JJ don't need to hear this nonsense." Ashton said and I laughed. "Having fun cuddling the blonde?"

"Yes," I said. "He's very good at cuddling. I'm like living every girl's dream right now."

"What? Being adopted by Ashton?"

"No, I'm cuddling Luke Hemmings." I said to Michael and he laughed. Luke played with my hair and I hummed. "Where's my bear?"

"You gonna leave me so soon?" Luke pouted and I shook my head. "It's on the floor, why?"

"Because, Calum's lonely and he's going to end up cuddling my bear and it's gonna smell like him." I said and Calum laughed.

"How'd you know my plans?" He asked me and I laughed. "No one wants to cuddle me." He said and I laughed.

"Chris wants to cuddle you-"

"No I don't Luke, stop lying to the poor boy." Chris said and I laughed. "I wanna cuddle my man." He said and you can just picture his pouty face and crossed arms.

"James isn't here Chris," Ashton said. "But you can cuddle me." He added and I heard shuffling. "I'm a better cuddler than Calum anyways."

"Bullshit."

"Language Calum." I said and you can practically feel his eyes roll.

"I'm going to take pictures of all of you and then post them on Twitter and tell people you all left me out and made me cuddle a stuffed animal." He grumbled and I laughed.

"That's not going to fit as a capion." I told him and he told me it would on instagram. I nodded and then yawned, feeling a bit tired.

"Go to sleep princess," Luke told me and I asked if he could sing a song. "What song?" He asked me and Michael answered for me.

"'Have Faith In Me' by ADTR." Michael said and I nodded. Luke ran a hand through my hair and soon began to sing the rather calming song.

"This is so going on instagram. He's singing to you, this is so cute. Literal... uncle and niece goals? What even?" Calum asked and I shrugged my shoulders tiredly. "Let's say brother and sister, it sounds better and he's like five years older than you so it makes sense."

"Calum," Michael spoke up and he hummed. "Shut up and let Lucas sing for us, for Jordan. We leave in like an hour anyways."