You guys are the best, I love you so much for not letting me feel like a flop. I knew I could count on to guys. ♡

Also, I have another Adopted by 5sos book out and if you want to check it out, you can, if you don't want to, you don't have to. A few situations will be similar to one's on this but I can assure you it will be different.

So, here's the character ask. (I did not edit these because right now I actually don't have time so these asks/comments were all copied and pasted)

Jordan

"What's your favorite thing about Timothy?"

-I love everything about him, but my favorite, if I had to choose, is his eyes because they're so pretty and sometimes look green and other times look brown.

"Who's ur favourite out of the band"

-It should be Ashton because he's my dad but it's probably Calum because he's sassy and has been there for me since day one.

"Wanna be friends? Oh and also I LOVE YOU!!!!"

-I love you too! And I'll be your friend, hit me up some time and we can hang out

"Hey babes, lets be friends."

-Yes. Let's be friends and we can listen to music together and I can teach you how to skateboard if you don't know and I can teach you guitar aswell if you don't know how to play.

Ashton

"How do you feel when Jordan Cuts? Do you ever think about all the fans you have that cut?"

-It really upsets me because like there are people who think it's okay to make someone feel self-harm is their last option. She's just so sweet and it also makes me mad at myself because I am, or was, once the reason she hurt herself before. And yeah, I think about that a lot and I just wanna say nothing lasts forever and you're gonna be okay. Just hang in there and keep your head up.

"What would u do if u found a used condom in Jordan's room"

-SHE IS FOURTEEN, IF I FOUND A USED CONDOM IN HER ROOM NOW, TIMOTHY IS LEAVING AND JORDAN WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND UNTIL SHE IS 21.... or I'm gonna kick Michael and Chelsea's ass....

"How did you feels when you adopted Jordan?"

-At first I didn't really want to. I hated the idea of having a kid around all the time. But now, I literally love her so much it's unreal.

Timothy

"Do you have any piercings? Do you want to get any?"

-No, I don't have any because my mum and dad would kick my ass but if I did get one it would be either gauges and/or a lip ring so Jordan knows how amazing it feels to kiss someone with a lip ring.

"How much do you love Jordan"

-On a scale of 1 to 10... 11

"Can we also be friends?"

-We can be friends. Meet you at the mall later okay? 3 o'clock.

"ugh lets fvck."

-Let's not because I don't want to cheat on my princess.

Calum

"Just letting you know I am always up for a cuddle so hmu if Jordan doesn't want to"

-I'll kept that in mind because nobody cuddles me anymore. I might as well just buy me a big ass teddy bear aswell.

"Can I be your girlfriend"

-As long as you cuddle me and make me happy and let me hold your hand and grab your butt.

"Dude...your a$$ is great. Just wanted to get that out there."

-I know my ass is great, no need to tell me.

"Can i touch the butt?"

-I don't know, can you?

"How was it having Jordan as a niece/sister"

-It's pretty cool because she understands a lot of things other kids her age don't and you can talk to her about anything. Besides, she's really funny and sweet and isn't afraid to tell you if your ass looks flat in those jeans.

Taylor

"Hey I'm single, You're single........."

-Wanna know who else is single? Spongebob SquarePants. That little yellow guy is single and making some good money working at the Krusty Krab. I got his number if you wanna hit him up sometime.

"TELL LUKE CHRISTIAN AND TAYLOR I SHIP JORDAN WITH THEM FOR SOME REASON"

-Of course you do, we're sexy. However if we got together the world would explode from how sexy we'd be and we don't want that so it's not gonna happen. Plus, I ship Jimmothy with every part of me. They're just too cute not to ship.

"can i add You in My book (too late tho)"

-Go for it, but don't make me a sissy or I'll come after you and piss on everything you love.

"Um... Are you up for marriage?"

-Depends with who and depends when. Right now, I don't even want and girlfriend.

"I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND YOU SASSINESS!"

-Why, of course you do. I'm so lovable and my sassiness is the best part of me, besides for my hips.

"Whose ur favourite member out of the band"

-Ashton, for the sole reason he's helping me learn how to be better at drums.

"Dw baby ill date you, you wont have to be single forever lmao."

-Well, at least I have options. I'll hit you up when I'm feeling lonely or am feeling the whole relationship thing.

Michael

"How are you and Chelsea doing?"

-We're doing good. We made up because if a fourteen year old can confess he was wrong to jump to conclusions so can I. I'm thinking of proposing but I don't know yet. Two years isn't that early... right? Don't tell her.

"Luke or Chelsea?"

-Uh..... I choose Pikachu

"Luke is yours can I have Chelsea"

-Take good care of her then okay? She likes cuddling and deep conversations about life and she absolutely hates when people are being sexist. She loves strawberry jam on her toast and extra creamer in her coffee. Also, I want to be able to see her o okay? Don't take her completely from me.

"did u know u r god"

-I was not aware but thanks.

"So...wanna play video games. It's not a date though, it's a hang out."

-I never turn down video games. When are where? I'll be there.

"Lets make babys, chelsea can wait."

-I hope you know... she's reading this from over my shoulder.

"Why are u so beautiful"

-Because puberty hit me harder than Ashton bangs his drums.

Christian

"Can we be best friends like seriously?"

-Yes. Yes we can. As long as you tell me when and where you wanna hang out and know that Ruby Rose is mine and mine only.

"TELL LUKE CHRISTIAN AND TAYLOR I SHIP JORDAN WITH THEM FOR SOME REASON"

-I'm like really into guys and I was told Jordan is a girl so your ship just sunk AND LUKE IS LIKE 5 YEARD OLDER THAN HER AND LIKE HIS BABY SISTER YEAH OKAY I'M DONE WITH THIS. BYE.

"How do u like your new family"

-It's kind of strange but I love them. It's way better than living with people who were gonna put you up for adoption and treat you as if your an abomination.

"I dislike your old parents with passion."

-Join the club.

Luke

"Are glad that Ashton adopted Jordan?"

-Yes. She's like the little sister I never had and is a literal ball of sunshine. I love her.

"TELL LUKE CHRISTIAN AND TAYLOR I SHIP JORDAN WITH THEM FOR SOME REASON"

-Ashton would not be okay with that.... P.S. I ship her with Taylor too. Let's start a fan club for Jaylor. I'll make the twitter right now, just don't tell anyone I'm behind it. Michael would make fun of me forever.

"So...how are you doing? I love you"

-I'm good because we're living our dream but I really miss the kids sometimes. And I love you too.

"How does it feel to be a giraffe"

-It's great. There's no responsibility and you eat all day.

"Can i ride you?"

-Uh.... Michael! Help!

"Is jordan a good cuddlier"

-Yes.

"Will you go out with me even if im not pretty? I'm probably too short for you. Sorry I just really like you a lot. Love actually."

-Every girl is pretty, no not pretty, beautiful. I have no idea what you are talking about and height is just a number. I'd go out with you gladly, but we kind of need to meet up first. I love you too though.

James

"Dude like...YOU DA BAE!"

-Nah. I'm not bae, that's Chrissy-boo.

"What color are you dying your hair next?"

-A pale pink because it's a pretty color and I like pretty things.

"Why were u mad at chrissy before yo?"

-I felt guilty for doing something after I promised I wouldn't and I thought ignoring him was my best shot at not having to tell him or feel guilty.

Chelsea

"Current hair color"

-I am currently a red head so I can match Jordan. I'm trying to convince Michael to get red again but he's being stubborn. Little shit.

"GET SOME"

-Oh, I do honey.

"Do u feel like there should be more girls around"

-Sometimes. But then I remember like 98% of the female population piss me off so I'm like nahhh.

"Chelsea, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Will you consider adopting me? Please * does cute a$$ puppy face you can't resist*"

-I would happily adopt you as long as your under sixteen and Michael likes you too.

"Adopt me pls like omg pls."

-Yes child, only because you asked so nicely. Let me talk this over with Michael before I sign the papers.

Shaun

"MARRY ME"

-Woah... I don't think my parents or date would be too pleased if I married someone I don't know, sorry. We can be friends though, friends are nice yeah?

"CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND AND GO BE STUPID AND TRY ON DRESSES WITH YOU LIKE YOU DID WITH JORDAN? I love you by the way..."

-That's sounds like fun, as long as you don't make me wear those stupid frilly dresses. I'm kind of dating right now and she wouldn't appreciate me looking better in a dress like that than her.

"Did you like j at first or nah?"

-She was cool and like the first actual friend I made there so yeah, I liked her. But if you're asking if I wanted to date her at first then no. She's not really my type.

Ron aka the kidnapper (I just remembered I killed him -LOL- so we're doing this through the Ouija board. Get ready.)

"GO F*CK YOURSELF"

-I would but you know, ghosts can't get hard.

"Just no...just...JUST GET THE F*CK AWAY! I got a army I could take you down bi*ch"

-I wouldn't be scared of you even if I was alive

"Ummmm......lets not"

-Yeah, what they said, let's not.

"why the ferk r u a cernt. loser."

-English please.