Zap Apple!!!!!! Figure these out to get

1-The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many more behind who am I?

2- you saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see. What am I?

3- what's my saying?
A) he's not my whole life but he makes my life whole
B) life's too short to leave important words unsaid
C) smile while you still have teeth
D) lets blaze it up a little
E) :3
F) you make my heart smile
G) YOU ARE A PIRATE
H) I'm bored
I)SUNSET.....overdrive
J) Gatorade *eye twitches*