I've decided I need a daddy OR SOMEONE

You have to

•Be tall ((five foot four or taller))

•Give me your shirts and hoodies they have to smell like you

•Give me attention ((I won't beg or even ask for it so you won't ever know when I want it cause I'll feel mean asking for things))

•Be nice ((I'm very sensitive))

This is a whole joke but who wants the job?

XD