Austria: Do you, Paul, would take this beautiful and delicious wife? *turns to Paul*

Paul: I do! :D

Austria: *turns to the wife-to-be* Do you, BACON, will take Paul as your husband?

Bacon: ……

Austria: You two shall be together in sickness and in health, blah blah blah blah blah. You may now kiss-I mean eat your bride!

Paul: *turns to his bride* *leans in and EATS THE BRIDE*

People in the church: *claps*