A/N: *shields myself* DON’T KILL MEH 2P!AMERICA LOVERS! I’M SO INNOCENT! I’M JUST MAKING A NEW SHIPPING FOR MAH BEST FRIEND AI!

There is also slight 2p!AndorraX2p!Canada

2p!Andorra is my 2p!Hetalia OC

All the 2ps that appeared here belongs to zhe awesome Himapapa!

(I was going to make a manga about this but....TOO LAZY X3

Sorry Ai, I wanna put yah in but Matt is kinda better in this story....since there is a slight 2p!AndorraX2p!Canada...so yeah)

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“Stupid vegetartian!”

“Fucking meat lover!”

“WHAT THE FUCK’S WRONG WITH EATING MEAT?!”

“WHAT’S SO DELICIOUS ABOUT MEAT ANYWAY?!”

Oliver Kirkland and Matthieu Williams watched the two nations bicker from their respective seats in the world conference.

“It’s so fun to see them bicker, right Matthieu~?” Oliver asked gleefully, hands under his chin as he continued to look at the bickering nations, smiling.

“It’s irritating…” Said nation growled, huffing out another puff of smoke from his cigarette, his curl slightly un-straight. Oliver looked at him with a smirk on his face. “Are you jealous, Matthieu~?” Oliver teased. The said nation glared, face red because of anger.

“Whatever…I’m gonna smack my brother for being irritated…” Matthieu said, getting up from his seat. “Okay~! Give him a good smack in the head for me would you~?!” Oliver yelled, waving him a goodbye.

Matthieu twitched his eye as he walked to Allen’s back. “ALLEN WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!?” He yelled, smacking him in the head, causing the said nation to tumble in front and….

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KISSED ANDORRA ON THE LIPS!

Andorra’s green eyes widened and so did Allen’s maroon ones. Matthieu was like O_O. Oliver’s eyes widened too.

“WHAT THE FUCK, MATT?!” Andorra and Allen yelled, after breaking apart. “Hn….you deserved it…” Matthieu said, after regaining his composure. “I’LL FUCKING YOU, MATT!!!!!!!!!!” Andorra and Allen grabbed their weapons then looked at each other. “THEN I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN THE ASS!!!!”

The three soon battled. Oliver just watched them with pure amusement. “Don’t they look cute together, Germany?”

“Ja! I know right!” Said nation smiled.