[*Italian accent* Ciao~! This is the Italian a-version of the a-mysterious narrator~! Today’s I-a telling a story about the Italy Brothers, Lovino and Feliciano~!]

We see Feliciano wearing a Mario costume and Lovino wearing a Luigi costume walking in a plain grassy land.

Lovino: Curse the stupid plot bunnies and the [BEEP!]-ing narrator….

Feliciano: I LOVE PASTA~!

Lovino: -_-

[They walked to the castle of the Princess when suddenly….]

We see Ludiwg dressed in a pink dress, wearing a crown tied up and brought in the helicopter boat by Gombas. Arthur with a spiky shell is nearby cackling.

Ludwig: Let me go!

Arthur: BWAHAHAHA! Put him in boys!

[Wait, Ludwig’s Princess Peach?! And Arthur’s Browser?! O_O]

Feliciano: LUDWIG!

Lovino: You don’t know?! Ur the like the freaking narrator!

[But I’m not the author, idiota!]

Lovino: Why you----

Arthur: If you wanna save ur princess---!

Ludwig: I’M NOT A PRINCESS!!!!!

Arthur: But YOU ARE WEARING A DRESS!

Ludwig: *looks down to his pink dress* WTF!!!?!?!

Arthur: *back to the Italian Bros* If you wanna save ur PRINCESS come to my castle and get her yourselves! BWAHAHAHA!!!! *flies away on the helicopter boat*

Feliciano: *runs around in circles* WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FRATELLO!!!????

Lovino: WE?! What do you mean WE?! YOU’RE saving him, I’m outta here!

[Princess Ludwig, the Italian Bros best friend---]

Lovino: THAT POTATO BASTARD ISN’T MY FRIEND!

[They decided to rescue the princess!]

Feliciano: Si~! Let’s rescue Doitsu! *walks away to Arthur’s castle*

Lovino: *being pushed by an unknown force* WTF?! CURSE YOU PLOT BUNNIES AND THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[They started their journey to the evil man’s castle, getting tomatoes and jumping on Gombas…..]

Lovino: *munches on a tomato* This journey doesn’t sound bad at all…..

Feliciano: *runs away from a Gomba* SAVE ME FRATELLO!!!! TT^TT

Lovino: Correction: NOT. -__________-

[Finally---]

Lovino: AW HELL YEAH! WE MADE IT!!!!

[They made it to the castle….]

Arthur: *walks to the balcony* Took you long enough…. -_____- I wasted my time getting Princess Antonio and playing board games with those two gits….

Ludwig and Antonio: SAVE US!

Lovino: *face palmed* Aw [BEEP!]! Why is the [BEEP!]-ing tomato bastard in this story?

[*evil laughs* Cause the plot bunnies said so! And the author of course!]

Lovino: Son of a—[BEEP!]! [BEEP!] this [BEEP!]! [BEEP!] You plot bunnies and you [BEEP!]-ing author!

[Oh~ So many words that can’t be heard by little children…. *sighs*]

Lovino: I don’t [BEEP]-ing care!

Feliciano: Let’s a-go!

[The Italian bros went inside, battling the Gombas and eating tomatoes until finally went into the boss level!]

We see the princesses in hanging cages on ceiling and Arthur the Browser as the Italian bros came in.

[The battle begins!]

Arthur: *shoots fire with magic* BWAHAHAHA!!!! >:D

Italian bros: *dodges them*

Feliciano: I-A THOUGHT BROWSER SHOOTS FIRE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!

Lovino: THAT DOESN’T MATTER NOW!

Feliciano: *looks up to see a question mark* Ve~! A question mark! *hits it*

*A plate of pasta fell down*

Feliciano: Ve~! Pasta~! *eats it* OM NONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Lovino: THIS IS NO TIME TO E-!

Arthur: *hits Lovino with fire*

Lovino: *gets shrunk* AH [BEEP!]!

Feliciano: PASTAAAA~~~!!!! *shoots pasta beam at Arthur*

Arthur: The….power of….pasta….too….strong! I’M OUT OF HERE! *escapes*

Princess Antonio: Yay~! You saved us~! :D

[And so, the Italian bros got the princesses out of their cages and went back to their kingdoms. That’s another end of another adventure of the ITALIAN BROS!]

THE END!

*Cue Mario music as credits rolled in*

Cast:

Feliciano Vargas as Mario

Lovino Vargas as Luigi

Ludwig Beilschimdt as Princess Peach

Antonio Carriedo as Princess Daisy

Arthur Kirkland as Browser

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Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz

Mario Bros belongs to Nintendo

Author owns the plot