My bro is NOT an otaku. Here’s a prove….

Me: *types new status in Wattpad* EGG PIE-CHAN I LOVE YOU~!

My bro: Who’s Egg Pie-chan

Me: We name our things *hugs laptop* LAPTOP-CHAN~! =3=

My bro: How about Mom-chan? Papa-chan?

Me: -_-

Seriously, he’s been watching anime with me and mah sis his whole life and he doesn’t know what ‘-chan’ is for! >:(