<RandomBoy is online>

<RandomGirl is online>

RandomBoy: Let’s do it?

RandomGirl: Okay!

THEN THEY STARTED INTERNET SEX!

<I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it is online>

RandomBoy: !!!!

RandomGirl: !!!!

RandomBoy: SHIT! ARE YOU MY FATHER?!

RandomGirl: OR ARE U MINE?!

I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it: No…. I just randomly got here…. Can I join you guys?

RandomBoy and RandomGirl: O_O

RandomBoy: Are u a boy or girl?

I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it: Boy…

RandomBoy: Okay!

RandomGirl: OMG! A threesome! I like that!

THEN THE THREE HAD A THREESOME SEX!

<Magic&Scones is online>

I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it: !!!!

Magic&Scones: The bloody hell, Francis?!

I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it: ARTHUR?! Wha-wha?

Magic&Scones: YOU. ME. TALK.NOW!

<I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it is offline>

<Magic&Scones is offline>

RandomBoy: ….

RandomGirl: ….

THEY WENT BACK HAVING INTERNET SEX

(I’m_sexy_and_I_know_it is actually France and Magic&Scones is obviously England :D)