A/N: I got bored then suddenly this came in my mind! Dedicated to: GAP!

Enjoy~!

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[Once upon a time, there was lived a family that lived in the forest, a hardworking father, a loving and caring mother, a boy who eats a lot, and a girl who the boy claims that she is his twin….]

Paul: *tries to get Chelsea’s food*

Chelsea: *hits hand away* Nyu!

[One day, their mother died…and the father marries another one. But their step-mother is a cruel one….The result: The kids got influenced by their stepmother’s swearing.]

Paul: Mo-

Step-Mother: Shut the f*** up!

[Their father soon died, leaving the three alone. The mother hates her children so she sends them to the deepest part of the forest, unknown to all of them, Paul’s bag of bacon had a hole so as they walk, strips of bacon feel down.]

[Their mother left them there, telling them if they stay there, bacon with rain down on them.]

That following night….

Chelsea: I think mom told us a lie…..

Paul: What? No! Look! *points at a strip of bacon on the ground* Mom’s not lying! *eats the bacon* Oh look another one! *eats it*

[They followed the trail of bacons back to their home, where their mother was celebrating till they appeared again.]

Paul: What’s the occasion mom? *eats bacon*

Step-mother: *puts face on table* F***….

[This time, she took them to ANOTHER deepest part of the forest and ABANDONED them.]

Chelsea: Now mom abandoned us! *cries*

Paul: *pats back* Here’s some bacon, to cheer you up… *gives her bacon*

[They tried to find their way home again only to find a house made out of-]

Paul: BACON~~!!!!!!! *runs to the house*

Chelsea: I’m so hungry~!

[Suddenly a witch appeared!]

Shii: I knew it I should use bricks but the damn Author wouldn’t let me!

[Shut it! I’m the narrator and I make the rules here!]

Shii: -_____-

[The witch Shii, kindly lets them in in her home and treats them like special guest but that following night….]

Shii: I’ll make that boy fat enough for me to eat and the girl will cook for him so he could get fatter! Ahahahahaha!!!!

Paul: Shuddup! I’m trying to sleep! >_<

Shii: -_____-

[The next day, Shii locks Paul in a magical cage and threatens Chelsea to cook for him so he’ll get fatter and if she didn’t Paul dies!]

Chelsea: Don’t worry Paul, I’ll save you!

Paul: Yeah, yeah just cook for me already!

Chelsea: -____-#

[And so, Chelsea makes a large turkey for Paul who ate it fast.]

Shii: Turkeys can make people fat faster, wise choice Chelsea!

Paul: Finished~! Give me more~!

Shii: *turns to Paul* YOU’RE STILL NOT FAT?!?!?

[Chelsea makes a lot more food and Paul eats them but he is still not fat!]

Shii: Give him more!

[And so she cooks more but he’s still not fat!]

Shii: More!

Paul: *is still not fat*

Shii: MORE!

[After cooking and eating a lot more food….]

Shii: Argh! I can’t stand this anymore! *suddenly disappears*

Chelsea: *sets Paul free* I can’t believe you didn’t gain weight after all of those.

Paul: :))

[And so, Paul and Chelsea lives in the everlasting food and water giver house happily~ THE END!]