Don't ask me how I got into this. It started out as a joke. My friend wanted me to write the first part of Helena's verse if there was ever a rap battle between Ancient Greece and the Byzantine Empire. If anyone wants to actually do something with this, be my guest. Prepare for the cringe.

Honestly, I don't know what to do
When half of this fandom thinks that I'm you!
Sure, we have the same language and we have the same killer
But I'm the main event, and you're just the filler