I'm on crack right now, guys.

I just felt like being annoying to Iggy roleplayers (that's why I'm gonna "die" soon), and I just died of laughter at this conversation I had with Arthur_Kirkland_, Thehero_50, AdieUniverse, Gilen-2pPrussia, and Binx-chan. XD

It's at part 91 of A Hero's Diary II if you're curious (I can't breathe).

I'm checking out part 87 after that! Before that, though...

I'm just gonna make another crack fanfic. Just because.

So America saw Britain playing with something, and so he peeked over to see what it was. "W-what are you looking at?!" Britain exclaimed. America already saw it, though; it was a diamond ring. "Eh~? Already thinking on getting married?" America asked. "N-no..." Britain looked away, blushing.

America decided to tease Britain, so he shoved a picture of a sexual picture of a certain girl in front of Britain's face. In response, Britain flipped a couch over and it landed on America. Japan then walks in to see Britain jumping on the couch with America underneath it and misunderstands the situation as Britain being drunk.

So Japan takes Britain's ring and says that if he doesn't calm down, that ring would remained "married" with a bowl of rice.

In horror, Britain rants about how a ring cannot become "married" with a bowl of rice, and Japan simply responds with "it can stay in a bowl of rice while you spend all day dressing up your cat."

So Britain starts playing the Marshmallow Song and America grabbed some popcorn to eat. Japan just stared at the mess Britain made.

"Britain-san, how gay are you?" Japan eventually asked.

"..I'm too gay for my life," Britain mumbled in response.

I ended up being addicted to making stories with this three.....

Did this suck? T_T