[A series of Papyrus' most savage moments in his life.]

- New Friends -

Papyrus: "I'm not dealing with this bullshit, Sans."
Sans: "come on, papy, just one time."
Papyrus: "Sans, I'd rather table dance at a strip club, before I walk into the greasy bullshit place you call a damn job."

- Human Named Khara -

Papyrus: "You have the same fucking name."
Khara & Chara: "Yep."
Papyrus: "Were your parents on fucking drugs when you two where born?"

- Nitrogen -

Sans: "hey paps, what happens to nitrogen in the daytime?"
Papyrus: "It doesn't become daytrogen. It becomes, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE SANS-ogen.""
Sans: "jesus fuck, paps."

- Giving a Damn -

Baby Papyrus: "I hope you know how to swim, because you's gonna cry me a river 'fore I gives a damn."

- Today, I'm Gay -

Papyrus: "Honey, not even I would date you, and I'm gay."

- Team BloodRyus -

Bloodthirsty: "Yeah, I bet you wanna fuck me."

Papyrus: "Nah, I don't fuck skin-shedders."

Bloodthirsty: "Wha- Fuck you, Papyrus."

Papyrus: "No thanks, darling. You probably have a shrimp dick anyway."

- Papyrus The Great -

Papyrus: "Fuck you and your sorry whore of a mother!"

- Comic Papyrus -

Papyrus, In Sans' voice: "im a lazy piece of shit, so i'll just chill here and cockblock my little brother."

Sans, in Papyrus' voice: "Hey there, little kid, do you wanna join my collection of dead people? It you don't, that's alright, I'll kill you anyway, because fuck laws."

Papyrus, in Sans' voice: "hey, what's that over there? it looks like it could kill me, let me to be a dumbass piece of cat shit and see what it is."

Sans, normal voice: "i don't don't that!"

Papyrus, Sans' voice: "oh yeah, uh, im in denial all the time."

Sans: "fuck you papyrus."

Papyrus, normal voice: "Sans, that would be incest."

- Daddy  -

Lolita: "You still call your dad, daddy?"

Papyrus: [Looks at Lolita, with a smirk on his face.] "Hey, Cowboy."

Lolita: [Coughs] "What the fuck?!"

- Team Kharlita -

Lolita: "Hey, Papyrus, do you think I might have a chance with Khara?"

Papyrus: "I think you have a chance,"

Lolita: "Aw, thanks Papyrus-"

Papyrus: "About a chance of a mouse surviving box full of cats. Which by the way, is none."

Lolita: "Oh."

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