I am a sucker for Polyamorous ships.

[Anyway, this is Pidge x Hunk × Lance x Keith × Shiro. My friend made me ship this, and I hate her for it.]

°°Whenever she gets cold, Pidge steals the others' clothes and wrap her self in them.

°°Sometimes when Shiro is sleeping, the others take his arm robotic off and hides it from him.

°°Shiro's arm is detachable. He hates when the others hide it from him, but he will forgive them it they all give him a hug.

°°Lance like to take Keith's jacket to act like a Pokémon Trainer. Keith calls him a dork when he does it.

°°Hunk is usually the one to start their dog pile hugs when someone is sad.

°°Keith has tried several times to stay mad at Shiro, Lance, Pidge, and Hunk when they make him upset, but he can't because they just smile at him and it just fucks him up.

°°If you hurt their tiny Sassy Pidgeon and/or their tiny Spicy Boi, they will fuck you up. Hunk will most likely shoot you in the neck, Lance will screech a thousand Spanish curses at you as he tries to claw your fucking face, Keith [If Pidge gets hurt] will turn full Galra and bite your fingers, Shiro would pink-hand Karate chop your ass to oblivion and will also ultimate bitch slap your ass, and Pidge [If Keith is hurt] will have her lion crush you.

°°They all like to pet Keith when he's in his Galra form.

°°Keith will sit on the floor, in Galra mode, and purposely made sure when he sheds, it's directly where someone he's mad at sits and calls them unworthy memes. Until he forgives them, that is.

°°Pidge calls Keith the "Rarest Pepe," which makes him call her, "Pepe on a bike."

°°Lance plays the song, "My boyfriend's back and your gonna get in trouble" whenever Shiro, Hunk, Or Keith came to rescue him from Lotor. Sometimes they would purposely leave him for a few minutes before they come back and take him home.

°°Lance is always being captured by Lotor, because he doesn't want to get his lovers hurt.

°°Keith once punched Allura in the face because she called Lance worthless. He was locked in one of the castle cells until he calmed down.

°°Shiro was mad as well, but he chose not to hurt Allura.

°°Lance cried himself to sleep that night.

°°Pidge mentally called her a "Whore."

°°Hunk didn't cook her food for a week after that.

°°No one likes Allura.

°°Shiro always makes 420 jokes.

°°Hunk is the cooking meme guy.

°°Keith fucks with, and will always fuck with, the Pepe memes.

°°Lance is the relatable depression/life memes guy.

°°Pidge is the one who listens to "Lemme smash" when she sleeps. She will also blast the Pacer test thing early in the morning for laughs.

°°They made a thing called, "Random Thoughts With The Paladins," where they just express their weird thoughts.
One conversation went like this:

Keith: Holy fucking- guys, Random Thoughts With The Paladins 55 coming through.

Shiro: What is it?

Keith: If I were to jump into space, completely naked except for my helmet, what the fuck would happen?

Lance, casually: Space would probably suck your insides from your dick.

Shiro, even more casually: Nah, everything except your head would explode.

Pidge, smartly: Technically, all you need is a helmet to live in space. I mean, sure your body would hurt from the pressure, but you'd probably live.

Hunk, sure of himself: I still have a firm belief that Space is a rapist. You'd probably get Space raped.

Allura and Coran, thinking: What the Quiznak is wrong with humans?

°°Pidge likes to sit on the guys' shoulders sometimes and acts like she's flying. The men think it's adorable.

°°They have nicknames for each other, sometimes they are meme names, sometimes it's normal names.
These are the names:

Kitty (Keith purrs when he's in Galran form, and Lance wouldn't let it go)

Pidgeon (Pidge's favorite bird is a pigeon. And Hunk wouldn't let it go.)

BaBi. (a play on the word Baby, because Lance was the first to come out as Bi, by asking, "You wouldn't hurt your baby bi boy, would you?" and Pidge wouldn't let it go.)

Space Daddy (They know Shiro has a Daddy kink, and Keith wouldn't let it go, so they fuck with him by calling him this. Usually ends up steamy.)

Hunk-a-licious (Hunk sung  Fergilicious once, and Shiro wouldn't let it go.)

°°Keith is the master of the rap in Fergilicious.

°°Hunk is upset that Keith can do the rap better than him.

°°Lance finds it ironic.

°°Shiro will not let it go and will talk about it for hours.

°°Pidge is upset because the guy can spell "Delicious" but can't spell "Tasty." ("WHO THE FUCK SPELLS TASTY, T-A-S-T-E-Y, BUT SPELLS DELICIOUS COMPLETELY RIGHT?!")

°°When Lance is sad, they try to sing Spanish songs with him. It makes him laugh because they can't sing it right.

°°When Keith is sad, they give him a bunch of hugs. He is the reason for most of the dog pile hugs.

°°Lance planks on random this, at random times.

°°Lance planked on Keiths shoulder one time after getting seriously hurt.

°°Keith slapped him, and wouldn't talk to him for three months.

°°Lance suffered from Keith Withdrawal, and had to overdose on Shik (Shiro, Hunk, and Pidge) Affection.

°°Keith felt bad, so every now and then he would give Lance a hug.

°°One time, Shiro had a survey thing for everyone, and everyone put in suggestions and stuff but they couldn't answer the questions they put in.

°°One of the questions was about Lance's dick size.

°°Lance didn't put that question in.

°°Keith did.

°°Keith was smug about it because no one actually knew except him and Lance.

°°Shiro and Pidge were close, Hunk didn't know at all, and Lance refused to talk about it.

°°Keith gave them a hint.

°°The hint was, "An Average baby's arm size."

°°Everyone - except for Keith - looked at Lance in lure terror.

°°Lance wanted to die.

°°Pidge eventually guessed and got it right, but doubted it. Until Lance was forced to show them.

°°Shiro almost had a heart attack, Pidge and Keith had a nosebleed, and Hunk questioned life.

[I'm gay for the fusion AU. Sue me.]

°°Laith sometimes takes off their/his shirt, just to make Shiro flustered.

°°Phiro likes to jump on things, while as Sidge is more calm.

°°Hunce just likes to make food while they joke, while Lank always lightens the mood.

°°Laith is in love with the color purple and will sometimes where the others armor, while Keince will probably slap you if you insult his memes.

°°Lashieg always plays games with Hunk, and is extremely childish.

°°Hanthirodge is just a super friendly person, and is also super weird. They will sing, dance, cook, speak about science, and will act like a father/mother figure. Considering the people who fuse into them are all in love with each other, you could hear Hanthirodge complimenting themselves, or calling themselves beautiful.

°°In an Alternate Universe meet up, Hanthirodge saw the other Keiths and nearly freaked out at how "ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE" they were. Each one of the other Keiths were terrified, meanwhile the Keith in Hanthirodge almost dispersed.