-GoldenRcses

Darco is officially the mom friend. Like, here are the reasons why.

-He's great at comforting people when they need it.

-He'll listen to your troubles and give you advice.

-He's always there when you need him.

-He has a Fffffucking mom apron. Like come on, that's a reason all by itself.

-He once sung a lullaby to calm Marco down when he cries.

-This boi isn't ashamed to be called mom, but if it's in a teasing way he'll "box your ear."

-The fact he calls it, "box your ear," instead of "break your fucking neck."

-He is best cook.

-"Sweetie, can you get this for me?"
   -"Be a brave boy for me, okay?"
   -"Don't cry sweetie, I'm here for you."

-He has motherly nicknames for everyone, but he uses them in secret except for Marco's.
   -Dear = King
    - Sugar = Ghost
    - Sweetie = Marco
     - Darling = Red
     - Honey = Polo

-Everyone accepts the fact he's motherly.

-Don't hurt his "children," or he'll take you straight "to the burning place."

-He does that little thing where he kisses their forehead when their hurt. Only Marco let's him do it though.

Like y'all can't tell me this boi ain't a mama.

Like, C'mon now.