Hey people!

I know, I know, I have been silent for a long time now. I had exams, then a trip to Europe, then exams, again, and then another trip to Singapore and Thailand. Now, I finally have some time. Gods, I have missed Wattpad. Oh, and Happy Pride Month.

Zeus wakes up from a nap on a hammock made from whale bones.

You aren't dead?

No, I am not. You aren't getting rid of me easily Zeus. I will be sticking around longer than that wine stain on your white shorts. Speaking of which, you should really change into something else. It kinda looks like fresh blood. Now, back to work for you, Thundertoe.

Zeus is fuming. Figuratively. Electricity is dancing over his head. Literally. 

So the next question is "Does thou love attention?" And is asked by the person I have dedicated it to because Wattpad is being an ass and not letting me mentioning the person.

Zeus widens his eyes and snaps his fingers and a billboard with green neon lights appears behind him, saying "Here is Zeus, the best god ever." His clothes change to a neon green and neon yellow suit.

No, no I don't.

Zeus slurps obnoxiously and loudly on a cold Pumpkin Spice Latte with five shots of ambrosia from Starbucks.

Admin points at Zeus.

And that is why I had to think twice before agreeing to become your admin.