Hello people.

Admin bends down as rotten eggs and tomatoes are thrown at him.

I am sorry people! I am having my mock exams. Plus those university applications aren't gonna fill and send themselves.

The oncoming rotten produce stops coming, and Admin stands up.

The next date is from ItsYaSpacePrimordial and this one is interesting.

Admin gets a wireless mike and screams into it.

WAKE UP ZEUS!!!

After a roar, a scream, a flash thunderstorm, 12 lightning bolts and a quick drizzle of rain, Zeus appears in a flash in a thunderbolt, wearing his classic suit with many, MANY stains, and not all of them looked to be from food or from hunts. They weren't even blood.

How come you are still alive? It has been ages and I sent that cyclone to your school.

I am a little tough to kill, in case you didn't realize. Now, you have your next dare.

Admin gives Zeus a piece of paper, which the latter reads, and then makes a sound in the middle of a grunt and a snort.

Bold of you to assume I am asking Artemis to do that. 

Bold of you to assume you have a choice.

Bold of you to assume I would listen to a pitiful mortal like you.

Bold of you to assume I am pitiful.

Bold of you to assume I don't know what you are.

Bold of you to assume that that's not a disguise.

Bold of you to assume that I trust your lies.

Bold of you to assume that Hera loves you anymore.

Bold of you to assume that you know my wife better than me.

Bold of you to assume that I didn't take her to dinner two months back when you were busy with another mortal and forgot her birthday.

Bold of you to assume that-

Zeus pauses for a second and checks the calendar on his phone.

-well, shit.

Now, Artemis will be here soon, so I am gonna go and see everything through the surveillance room.

Bold of you to assume that there are surveillance cameras on Olympus.

Bold of you to assume that Hephasteus cannot have side projects.

With this, Admin snapped his fingers and went away, leaving behind the note which was still in Zeus' hands. Artemis appeared a moment after he left.

(Artemis is underlined)

Hello Father. Why did you call me?

I want you to change into a boy for tomorrow.

Without a second's hesitation, Artemis shook her head, and said-

No.

YOU DARE REFUSE S DIRECT ORDER FROM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING?

Yes. I am the Goddess of young maidens, and to me, that means not becoming a vile man. It is my duty to protect them, especially who suffer at the hands of men. They won't trust another man when I go to help them.

EXCUSES ARE LAME. I want you to become a boy for the next month and you will listen to your father and King!

You do not have control over my body, father. I shall do whatever I want to do. In case you don't like it, you can piss off.

With this, Artemis stormed off, and Zeus looked down and saw a hunting dagger sticking out of his thigh, really close to his special stick. The blood from his thigh was flowing heavily and he was in pain. Last time he had a pain like that, he had just given birth to Dionysus. 

Ungrateful little bastards, don't listen to a simple order from their ruler and father. I will show them how to respect me.

Admin recorded everything in the surveillance room and made a few copies of it, sending one to Artemis via Hermes mail. He wiped a stray tear from his eye.

That was honestly so powerful. Athena would like a copy of this as well. And Hera too.