You jumped up from your sleep, blinking and rubbing your eyes. You had just woken up from a nightmare, which had completely confused you. Blinking again, you finally examined your surroundings. "This isn't my room?" You asked yourself. Your hangover confused you more so you just stayed where you were. You were lost in your thoughts when you heard a few knocks and jumped. "C-come in," you stammered, spooked.

The door opened and a boy with blue hair entered with a glass of water, a few pills and a change of clothes. "'ere, (y/n)," he passed you the stuff. "Some wa'er and some painkillers, and um, some clothes from mah girlfrend," he said and left after you thanked him. Girlfriend, huh? You thought as you took the painkillers and got changed. You remembered what happened the night before and who the blue boi was. Where was I? Am I gonna die? These thoughts spun round in your head as you clicked open the door and looked around outside.

Closing the door quietly, you stepped out the room and looked down the corridor. 2D was leaning against the wall, waiting, a cigarette hanging out his mouth. His lips parted as he blew out the smoke and sat the cig in his fingers. "Um.." You started to speak and he looked over. "(y/n), are yew 'ungry?" He asked. You nodded and he lead the way to the kitchen.

"Mornin' D," A smooth, deep voice said as you both entered, "And (y/n), I presume." You just nodded, confused as to how everyone knows your name. You looked up from your feet and examined the man. He was a large, black man with eerie glowing eyes. You shivered as he stared at you and then back down to his newspaper. "Mornin' Russ," the Cockney boi mumbled, his voice breaking slightly.

Then, you heard a squeal. "Stuuuarrt! Good morning babe~" A girl latched herself onto the blunette's arm and giggled, kissing him. You flinched at her voice. "Mornin' Kate," you heard 2D mumble. Her dirty blonde hair trailed down to her shorts. You heard someone walk in and looked over to the door.

A small, young Japanese girl trailed in. She was wearing a stripy black and white shirt, black shorts and trainers. Long black hair covered her eyes and she looked..kinda emo. "Good morning. Noodle," she said to you, holding her hand out. You shook it and she sat down next to "Russ". You nodded, opening your mouth to reply when the Kate girl spoke. "Good morning Noodle!!" She dettached herself from 2D's side and slid over to the young girl and awkwardly hugged her. Then you saw her look up and eye you. "Who are you?" She asked, dragging out her words.

"I'm (y/n), the one and only. Who are you?" You answered, replying in the same tone, placing a hand on your hip. You flicked your hair out your eyes. "Oh well, I'm Katie. Stuart's girlfriend," She replied, glaring at you as 2D served breakfast, to you first then her last. You finished yours last and offered to wash up which the rest of the guys were pleased with. "2D, can you um, stay here?" You asked as everyone was filing out and going wherever.

"Oh, sure. Ka'ie, go away please," 2D said to the girl clinging to his arm. "It's okay babe, I can stay here. Whatever she needs to talk to you about, I can hear it too," Kate said proudly. "Noh, go," You saw him slid his arm out from her grasp and lean on the side as she sighed, shot you a look of venom and left wiggling her bum.

"Wha-"

"2D, did you spike my drink last night?" You asked sharply, finishing the last plate and turning to face him. "Wha'? Noh?!" You heard him stammer nervously. "How did I end up here then? I don't know how drunk I got but I think I left okay then I came back and my drink tasted weird.. then I woke up in that room!" You said, glaring at the blunette. He looked upset, flinching as you raised your voice.

"Okeh, maybe! I' wer'n't even my idea! I' was Mudz's! Please don' 'urt meh!" 2D yelped as you walked over to him. "2D, why would I hurt you?" You asked softly. "Because ev'ryone 'ates meh! 'Ey'm a pathe'ic faceache tha' nobody likes!' Tha's wot 'e says!" 2D cried, sniffling. He turned his back on you and hid his face. His words made your heart throb and pity filled you from head to toe. You put your hand on his shoulder and he turned around and embraced you.

Then you heard a door open. And an audible door slam. And a scream. And multiple pairs of footsteps running down stairs. You and 2D broke apart to find Noodle, Russel, Murdoc and Katie standing there, watching you both.

Guess who was crying?