No more dozes!
Okay here i am Darian Picker going through this strange journey to have one thing, i suppose you guys had figure out the reason i have followed Smith until now A K A the goal of this entire essay, right! right!!! It's to get back to normal and have my old young body back(and don't forget the missing arm of course! ) .
I found myself walking while an orange wall of time that was just at my right side, my old reflection body reminds me of how things can really go wrong, and on a sudden Smith stops then turned around to me.
"this is it , go ahead! " he said while he pointed his F#### finger to the wall.
"is he serious? He want me to go through another zone!!!! "have he lost his mind? hold on!!!! I'm following a mad man after all so...crap.
"are you sure that i will not turn to dust the second i surpassed this? "i asked, guys don't blame me for being so surrender here but at that time i wasn't stable at all, somehow that young business young man that called Darian Picker hasn't wake up of the traumatic collapse he had.
"i need a rest" that was the first word that came out from my dry mouth, what i really meaned by saying that is "i need a Kim pills" by the way you're probably wondering how many kind there are of drugs in our time, well the answer would definitely shock you, are you ready!!! Okay here it is, forty years earlier, and in year 2070 Kim Cocoma an asian lab worker who lived in F##### china (witch don't exist at now day thanks to the F##### apocalypse ) invented the first nano-air pills which can be produced in a small rounded box using only air, yup believe it or not this little box will spectacularly prepare any kind of pills you want using only Air! That's how i never been out of drugs because I have one of those magical box( when i said magical i mean cursed, because covenants didn't just give Kim a pat on the back after she announced her invention to the rest of the world)at first everyone consider it as a jock but when people realized it was real, they lost it, like the world isn't crazy enough , coco boxes sold out in the first week and miss Kim became the richest business woman at that time surpassing Kyle Spetly the guy who invented nuclear cellphones you remember Camilla's phone right! It turned out that having free drugs at anytime and in anyplace just with a simple press of a button is more important to people than having a decade last long cell battery!!!! No surprise there but that's how things works, anyway things become better for Kim after she created her company which called, come on guys you know that name! It's coco Nut company for Nut candy(A k A the company that delivers coco pills to everyone witch still existed back home of course! ) but after the major crimes waves in year 2071 Kim was sent straight to jail, a huge legal war accurate back then to restore citizens' s right to get high(sarcastic isn't? ) and in the end covenants had to make a deal to minimize the side effects of this world revolution, and again the lovely coco boxes come back to markets, spreading joy in all over the countries, thanks a lot Kim Cocoma( by the way she was killed the second day she entered prison).
Okay after this small history lesson i'll take you back to events!!! We stoped when i settled on the ground while stupid Smith watched me with his staring eyes, weird but I haven't gave you any description about Smith (except the miami baseball hat which was blue of course) so here it is!! Some brown pans with few teared parts in the bottom, an old grey Jepse vest which was a little bit popular at the the nineteen's(guys when I said nineteen's here i don't mean 1990, dah!!! You probably figure out that already, hello we are in the future so what i mean here is 2090) a yellow skin with few bandages around the beer and a F##### Snider device to remind me that I'm a time traveler, i guess that's it for mister Smith(hi don't blame me, i've already mention that he's nothing like Brad Pitt. )
Wait a minute i have remembered something really important just right now! I have time traveled once and maybe going to do it again since I'm next to this orange radioactive wall but seriously guys , a question appeal to my head! I haven't change history, i haven't kill Hitler and definitely haven't save the world, so basically I'm doing this time traveling for the selfish me! Not even to save mom! Or to save Lina Grange( or better, to kill F##### Quintin and get back my precious shop back, god i really miss it! ), what kinda of a time traveler that travels in time and changes absolutely nothing!!!! That's just stupid!!!! I mean it.
All these thoughts run through my mind while i grab coco box from my pocket(well what it's going to be then? Chemie chank, or Kim pill??) and on a sudden the crazy old b#### snap the box of me and "no more pills"
"what? What're you mean no pills?" i asked and wish that i didn't.
"your body won't survive the transformation if you take a pill then surpassed the time wall, in fact if you take another drugs or anything like that again it will stuck in your system forever, remember you're a time traveler now so growing old is out of question now because physics rules can't effect you anymore."
"physics what??? "
"Hi, wait! "i yelled while watching him walk through the time wall with my only savior of all nightmares(the F### coco air box for drugs! )
"no more drugs? Is he serious?"
Seriously guys i won't last a week without the coco box and Smith just took it with him!
While brain = drugs
Me+drugs=normal
But(s####)
Me - drugs = crazy!
Oh boy this is all messed up! What should I do? Gotta have my doze or(sh### no wonder people do anything in your time to have drugs, so sarcastic isn't! That the guy who sell drugs(A K A Darian Picker) would lose his mind for not having them, doze! I need my F### doze for god sake.
"wait for me you piece of sh###!"
I screamed while I surpassed the orange radioactive wall.
"To Be Continued... "
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