I waited impatiently for him to reply. I know asshole saw my message. He cant just say he wants to talk to me about something and then not even message me.

I decided to go make myself something to eat while I wait. Peanut butter and jelly will do, considering its one of the 5 things I can make without poisoning myself.

"Hey uh Sam, can you make me one too?" Asked my roommate. "By the way, Your ass lit up"

I shot him a confused expression and he chuckled. I then realized my phone was in my back pocket and he wasnt talking about my actual butt.

Wow Golbach, you're getting brighter everyday.

"Oh uh, here." I sloppily put jam on a piece of bread and handed it to him before walking back to my room.

He sarcastically shouted 'thanks'. I told him 'no problem' before I laid down and got my phone out.

C: ... Just kidding?
S: so you dont have anything you wanted to tell me?
C: oh uh... I guess not
S: then why'd it take you so long to reply?
C: because you're cute when you're angry 😂
S: I'm cute in general
C: if you say so.
S: um are you saying I'm not cute? Because I know I am, and I know you know I am.
C: If I say you're cute then will you hang out with me?
S: no
C: what? Why not?
S: because now I am offended
C: I was kidding!
S: mhm sure.
C: you are very adorable
S: I know.
C: just kidding
S: YOU'RE SO RUDE
C: ... Ok
S: I guess it ok that you're just kidding because I'm really not adorable
C: why would you say that?
S: ... Because I'm not

Colby is typing...

S: IM HOT 😂
C: thats it Golbach. I didnt want to hang out with you anyway 😑
S: ohh come on, lets hang out! Im just kidding. (No I'm not, I know you think I'm hot)
C: nope. I'd rather go to class than hang out with you
S: aw did I make you mad? Poor baby.
C: I'm going to punch you
S: how? Its not like you're here
C: next time I see you, I'm punching you
S: oh no, I'm so scared
C: ok, but seriously Golbach. Hang out with me
S: I thought you said you didnt want to
C: stop being a smart ass! I just wanna hang out
S: ugh fine. Come over
C: 😏 Is your roommate home
C: just kidding..
S: just come over already, dude
C: *Bolby
S: *just come over already, Bolby