I really really really really feel like writing a parody Snape and Voldemort fic (By this I don't mean shipping them, I mean having them both as the protagonists). IT SOUNDS REALLY FUN!!

I honestly enjoy writing garbage. I remember this bad boy parody thing I wrote a long time ago and I went a little crazy with it. Okay, that's an understatement. I went totally crazy with it.

See for yourself! (I don't want to crop please ignore the irrelevant parts)

But in my defense, it was super fun! Like I could do anything with it and nothing seemed too wild and felt very liberating.
Though, it does feel super cringe now and I won't continue it but still, zero regrets.

BUT I CAN GO EVEN CRAZIER WITH THIS. I MEAN C'MOM IT'S HARRY POTTER!!

Then again, maybe I'll focus more on it because all ze fun is intoxicating and procrastinate even further on serious writing.

I'm at internal conflict, welp.

Also, I think I'll go to sleep now. Emo hours are over. (Idk why I said this but I like how the term emo hours sounds. Emo Hours Potter! That's what I would name my firstborn if I was Harry) And it'd also be really funny. They would introduce themselves to people as, "Em" at the Hogwarts Express and most people would think that was a nickname for Emma or something but then at the Sorting, they find out it's for EMO HAHAHAHAH.

Wait, shit, that wouldn't work. The short form of emo would be, "Eem"

BUT FUCK IT! If Richard can be for Dick and William for Bill then Em can be for Emo as well.

I don't do drugs, I swear