"Breaking news: the local authorities have reported the serial killer and pyromaniac simply known as Pyro missing from his cell as of 3:17 AM. Authorities say they cannot figure out any details as the security camera footage was completely wiped, and the two men on surveillance camera duty were found dead. Pyro is a serious threat to the entire country of America, and any information on him that one may have should be brought to the authorities at once. For now, report any suspicious activity or sightings of a dirty-blonde man, about six feet tall, with a large burn scar on his left bicep."

"Check it out, I'm fuckin' famous!"

"It's called being wanted."

"Aw, it's nice to be wanted."

"You're a menace. I'm leaving."

"No... nonono stayyyy ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️, please!"

"Fine, I'll stay. But only because I don't trust you to not do something stupid..."

"Can you say my name, meu amor?"

"Why?"

"I like it when you say it."

"Fine."

"..."

Get Caim'd motherfuckers ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

Feel free to use this if you ever want to lol