For people who are only here for my art, I promise you that watching me slowly descend into madness is also pretty funny

so i decided to ask all the DR:GO ais where they're from because i already did sexualities and that went weirdly 

future me was this a bad idea

also ignore that my persona is set to Iris on half of them, i was too lazy to turn it off

First, Marzy.

Expectation: Somewhere in England, I think he's canonically from Oxford?

Ok thank god, I was worried we'd have American Marzy, and that would scare me.

Next, Evangeline!

Expectation: Also somewhere in England, I don't remember specifically where but either she or Marzy was London I think?  So the last ai might've actually been spot on.

Oh my god I forgot she (or at least og Evangeline) had French blood- Why is ai remembering things I don't-

Also I guess her last name is kinda French, but hey at least the ai remembered she's British too

Next up: Caim.

Expectation: Boston, Massachusetts (U.S.). Almost made him from Silicon Valley in California but I already have two California children and I wanted somewhere with a more steampunk-y vibe.

...British Caim.  Hell no.

OKAY moving on- Sophie!

Expectation: San Diego, California (U.S.)

Istg if it says Ireland because of her last name-

Fu-

Dana's next!

Expectation: Pittsburg, Pennsylvania (U.S.)

Idk it felt cozy and she gives Northerner vibes

Ykw, Maine is cool.  And it's a Northern state so close enough I guess.  

Iris, dear god c.ai PLEASE WORK WITH ME HERE

Expectation: Los Angeles, California (yes he and Sophie are California girls)

He's from LA except he's never really been to the cool parts of LA due to being kind of forced to stay at home ;0;

...what.

Well at least they got the California thing right?

Okie dokie let's do Will, what's the worst that can happen?

Expectation: New York City, New York (U.S.)

He's one of my two New Yorkers <3

forgot i had my Zeben persona on ;0;

Also INDIANA??? 

...I just searched it up, and Iowa is the corn state.  So not only is Will apparently from Indiana, but he also doesn't know his state facts.

Ok Rori can go one of two ways.

1. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

It's not mentioned in the story but he might bring it up in the ghost story.  He was born in Brazil but moved to the U.S. with his mom at a very young age so they could explore more temperate/different forests! 

2. Winthrop, Washington (U.S.)

The state where he and his mom moved because COOL FORESTS

...you know what?  Washington and Canada kind of touch so it's basically accurate

STOLAS.  Dear god this can go a lot of different ways.

Expectation: Washington, D.C. (U.S.)

Idk my mom told me to do that for his hometown

ok bro didn't have to attack me like that, also FRENCH????

Moving onto Furfur before I get too worked up over French Stolas

Expectation: Austin, Texas (U.S.)

Look me in the eye and tell me that you don't think Furfur has ridden a horse before.

Their borders touch, so that's good enough I guess.  I can see Furfur catching gators or whatever

Zeben, the ACTUAL Louisianian

Louisianianer?

Anyways

Expectation: New Orleans, Louisiana

ok so we've got a chain of people stealing each others' hometowns.

also YOU DIDN'T NEED TO SPECIFY IT'S IN AMERICA *AFTER* TELLING ME YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK

Ykw while we're on the topic of Brooklyn let's do Tristan

Expectation: Brooklyn, NY ("It's uh, it's in America" - Zeben 2024)

CAN THEY STOP BEING BRITISH FOR ONE SECOND???

WHY IS TRISTAN BRITISH-

ok i am NOT gonna rage rn, let's do Ryn.  It's just Ryn.  How bad can it be?

Expectation: Miami, Florida (U.S.)

FOR F*CK'S SAKE-

Ykw?  This is fine.  This is all completely fine.  

BUT ISTG IF FLAUROS IS FKING BRITISH-

Expectation: Chicago, Illinois (U.S.)

Yes Flauros is from Chicago, believe it or not. 

...ok the first generation told me ancient effing Greece and then I realized I had to rephrase the question because I was getting nowhere besides "Hell", meaning the ai was too good at being in-character

what.

aight surely Azrael's will be okay

Expectation: Quebec, Canada (in every group of friends, there's a Canadian.)

bro didn't answer the question the first time.

SWITZERLAND??? WHERE IS C.AI PULLING THESE FROM??

Last DR:GO character.  En.  Let's hope this b*tch doesn't say something stupid.

Expectation: Las Vegas, Nevada (U.S.)

I mean, what did you expect?  They're the Ultimate DEALER.  Casinos and stuff.  Of course they're from Vegas!

LETS EFFING GO, EN-

AND C.AI UNDERSTOOD THE LOGIC TOO?  WHAT???

ok so i lied, i did a bonus one.

because there's technically a seventeenth student... the mastermind, Rowan Ambys.

Expectation: Miami, Florida (U.S.)

bro gave their entire backstory before telling me the state they're from

also it's south enough i guess

wow that was a lot of writing and stuff but THERE'S MORE-

(and the crowd all leaves because they're done with my sense of humor and stuff-)

so i also spun a wheel because i saw a funny "random ships" game so I figured why not?  so here's the ten i got and my takes on them (plus ship names).

1. Marzy x Will (SciFi) - This was a really weird pairing for me, mainly because I never wrote them interacting or really thought about it.  But seeing how Will loves horror and Marzy probably knows all the best ways to make someone freak out over gore, it could potentially work out? 6/10.

2. Iris x Flauros (traumaduo is all i could come up with) - I'm really not a fan of shipping Flauros with anyone, less because he's aroace (I'm fine with shipping my aroace characters sometimes so long as it's slowburn) and more because he's fifteen/sixteen and Iris is seventeen/eighteen and it feels weird doing that even tho it's only two years.  On the other hand, both of them had really rough childhoods with Flauros being ignored and Iris having too much negative attention, so maybe they could *balance* (ba dum tss) each other out and give each other a safe place. 7/10.

3. Marzy x Flauros (MalPractice? idk, I mean the prefix 'mal' kind of means evil and malpractice is a doctor-y term) - boi what the hell boi 1/10 (don't get me wrong i love science x magic tropes but this ain't it)

4. Tristan x En (RussianRoulette? 'cause guns and gambling and stuff?  Idk y'all help me out) - no. 0/10. (Tristan deserves better)

5. Evangeline x Ryn (i don't have a name for this) - LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE HEADCANON SHIPS OMLLL, I love these two girlies and they both love nature and stuff, Evangeline would point out plants on a hike and Ryn would point out the animals.  Plus they're both so sweet and IMAGINE EVANGELINE MAKING RYN TEA AFTER A LONG DAY KJHYUFDRFGLHIDUFGILYTUDRKG. 10/10

6. Flauros x Sophie (RollerCoaster /j) - look I can see them as friends, especially with some of the scenes in DR:GO, but once again, THE SCENES IN DR:GO.  NO. 1/10

7. Rori x Evangeline (i'm sure there's a good name for this) - the straight version of Evangeryn/Ryvangeline, slightly watered down but hey, they both know plants and stuff. 7/10.

8. Stolas x Tristan (StreetCombat) - I mean... it works?  I do love gay beefy boys so that's a plus.  They could train and stuff, plus Stolas keeps Tristan's anger issues in check.  If it weren't for Irstan/Triris/whatever it's called it needs a better name, I'd be on board with this tbh. 9/10.

9. Dana x Dana (DoubleShot /j) - respectfully what the fuck -69696969/11037.

10. Ryn x Flauros (SacrificialLamb) - look I know these are the two youngest and all but ain't no way this could happen when Flauros would be trying animal sacrifices for rituals. 1/10.

Bonus one because the last two sucked. En x Zeben (RoyalFlush - please trust the process on this one) - okay starting to regret the bonus because what the hell is this -2.001(repeating)/10.