Is it just me or when you go on here, Wattpad's always like want to read five hundred stories with vivid descriptions of two people having sex???? I know being ace doesn't mean you don't like reading smut, but I can't really relate to any of it.

Like Eric felt like he was going to explode when Fiona took her shirt off? Eric dreamed about reaching down her pants? Congrats Eric, you do you, I'll go eat some cake.