One of the things that bothers me a lot about society is people's obsession with who's dating who. If it's fictional characters, that's fine, but people need to stop shipping celebrities. If they wanted you to know, then they would tell you, so a) They aren't dating, and this is making them uncomfortable to be around each other in public or b)they are dating, but don't want everyone to know/make a big deal about it.

And neither of those options are ones that would warrant you enthusiastically shipping them everywhere. For example, Dan and Phil. (Do you get the title now? :)) People on Instagram are fucking CREEPY. For example, "they say they're not dating, but can a 32 year old and a 28 year old really seriously consider adopting a puppy together and not be romantically interested in each other?"

Yes, they can. And if they say they're not dating, then you should believe them. If you did guess correctly, then well, congrats buddy. You are so smart. Move aside, Stephen Hawking; we have a new genius in town. 

Who does this help that you ship them? If they end up dating, are you going to put, "I shipped Dan and Phil from the beginning" as your Facebook Status? Meet new people by saying, "Hi! I knew Dan and Phil were dating before they did!"

Get a life. And this goes for all celebrities.

To be brutally honest, if you have enough time for your entire life to revolve so much around two people you don't even know, you need to get a hobby. 

By the way, does anyone have any tips on getting an 11 year old to not use the r slur? He knows it's a slur, and his current "solution" is just not using it around me. So...