Is it just me, or do you feel like you're missing out on something? Like sex isn't great, but apparently some people like it so much they can't fathom a relationship without it.

Like of all things I could not be interested in, it happens to be everyone's favorite thing. It's the one thing everyone in society agrees feels really good, so it has to be pretty amazing. Especially if only mascara and Susan's pot pie recipe are the only things better.

On that topic, one of us should publish a cook book with sub par recipes called 'Better Than Sex.' 

ANYway, people seem to think sex is the best thing in the world (Even better than cake), and society is literally built around sex. People think it's a FREAKING necessity. I kind of feel like I'm missing out on something really cool. Does that make sense?