Am I the only one who randomly doubts my asexuality for literally no reason?

Like I'll think, "that person is fun to talk to, I'd go out of my way to talk to them," and suddenly my brain's like ArE yOu ReAlLy AsExUaL?? MaYbE tHiS iS a PhAsE???

Ah yes, the very intimate and sexual act of conversation making. Clearly I'm the most sexual person on the planet. 

Or I'll think, "Wow, their eyes are so pretty," and I know that's aesthetic attraction, but my brain is like YoU h*cKiNg LiAr. AbSoLuTeLy FaKe. 

I mean, my brain's known to be kind of an ass, but this is like ass squared