5:01 pm

TALULAH
why do you love bumping into me so much

TALULAH
my shoulder hurts thanks

BIG TAEHYUNG
I don't do it on purpose there's always too many people so

TALULAH
sureeeeeee

BIG TAEHYUNG
plus you're smaller than Jimin so it's hard to even see u

TALULAH
I'm taller than Jimin!

BIG TAEHYUNG
that's cute

7:51 pm

KOOKIE
OMFG ITS OUR FIRST EXAM TOMORROW

TALULAH
chill b we got this

KOOKIE
how are you so fucking chilled

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
I hate psychology why the fuck am I doing psychology

8:00 pm

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
stop talking to your new lover boy and stress with me

TALULAH
Taehyung is not my lover boy we don't even talk

• Incoming message from TAEHYUNG

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
I DIDNT EVEN SAY HIS NAME HA

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
you may not talk now but you will 😏

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
and then before you know it ...

TALULAH
are you for real

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
you thought it, I didn't say it 

TALULAH

//

next day: 6:30 am

TALULAH
WAKE UP HOOOOONEY

7:45 am

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
why the fuck did you wake up so early

TALULAH
don't tell me you forgot we had an exam jeon jungkook

NOT SO CHILLED KOOKIE
no you shitface I'm not stupid

1:19 pm

TALULAH
we're not talking about the exam, agreed?

CLEVER JK
agreed all the way

TALULAH
YOONGI JUST BUMPED INTO ME NOW WHAT IS THIS

TALULAH
is this like a group thing bc if Jimin bumps into me next I'll cut his hair

CLEVER JK
you would never

1:53 pm

TAEHYUNG
you bumped into me and I was not expecting it omg

TAEHYUNG
my book fell on the floor and I stood there smiling at it like an idiot until yoongi came over and was like stop smiling bitch let's go

TALULAH
revenge tastes sweet :))))

TAEHYUNG
you know what tastes sweeter ;)

TALULAH
you said your first dirty joke to me bravo !!