2:33 pm

PARTNER IN CRIME
curse you tal

TALULAH
like I haven't already been cursed

TALULAH
WHAT DID I DO JUNGKOOK

PARTNER IN CRIME
your bitch ass boyfriend cancelled his lunch plan with me

TALULAH
and that's my fault because???

PARTNER IN CRIME
he said he had to get ready for your date tonight

PARTNER IN CRIME
the guy is whipped

TALULAH
WHY IS HE SO CUTE

TALULAH
ugh yes we're going out on a date and I've never been on one wkshdkwj

TALULAH
how do I keep my chill fuck

PARTNER IN CRIME
be you be you be you

PARTNER IN CRIME
make each other happier than you already do

PARTNER IN CRIME
me and Jimin are waiting for a kiss to happen honestly

PARTNER IN CRIME
IT BETTER HAPPEN TONIGHT

PARTNER IN CRIME
ITS BEEN WEEKS HONEY

TALULAH
bitch I know that

TALULAH
I'm not ready for my first kiss with thE KIM TAEHYUNG?

PARTNER IN CRIME
shit it would be your first kiss??? I forgot

TALULAH
tell Jimin why don't you

PARTNER IN CRIME
I just did

4:03 pm

NAMJOON
have fun on your date !!

TALULAH
I love that he tells you boys everything and thank you !!

NAMJOON
he honestly does, he said he's excited and nervous and he hopes you like what he's planned out

TALULAH
I'm sure I will :))

6:53 pm

TAE
IM COMING IM GETTING INTO MY CAR

TALULAH
I decided I like your contact name better as tae because I adore your name kahskakkdj

TAE
okay lula thanks for letting me know your contact name is 'wife'

TALULAH
shit this isn't our first date I just realised!

TAE
what?

TALULAH
it's our 50th year anniversary date bc we've been married for so long

TAE
it's really been 50 years? I better get rid of the 60 years card then

TALULAH
don't text and drive

TAE
see you in a few

12:22 am

HOSEOK
TUT TUT ITS PAST MIDNIGHT

JIMIN
it's past midnight get home both of you omg omg omg

PARTNER IN CRIME
CURFEW GO HOME DONT FORGET A BIG SMOOCH

YOONGI
get home safely

YOONGI
I meant to send that to my grandma I promise

12:56 am

TALULAH
thank you for dropping me home

TAE
you're more than welcome now I'm afraid to go home

TALULAH
whyyyyy

TAE
my moms a junkie remember?

TALULAH
sneak in

TAE
just did babe

TALULAH
I didn't know our summer romance included ass touching

TAE
shit I'm sorry

TALULAH
I ONLY SIGNED UP FOR SHOULDER BUMPING

TALULAH

TALULAH
I'm happy tae

TAE
you better be it's been 50 years