12:31 pm

UNKNOWN 1
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

UNKNOWN 1
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL

TALULAH
who is this?

UNKNOWN 1
wow that hurt more than I thought it would

UNKNOWN 1
DID YOU HEAR THAT

UNKNOWN 1
it's the sound of my heart breaking

TALULAH
that's a shame but who are you?

UNKNOWN 1
I'm Jin lol hello

UNKNOWN 1
I'm messing around

TALULAH
lmao you're a funny guy

TALULAH
it's nice to finally meet you

JIN
that's me, worldwide funny guy

4:09 pm

UNKNOWN 6
sO I HEARD THE HAPPY NEWS

UNKNOWN 6
how doES IT FEEL TO BE TAES FIRST EVER GIRLFRIEND

TALULAH
hi hoseok how you doing?

HOSEOK
how did you know fudge

TALULAH
the way you type

HOSEOK
shit you caught me

HOSEOK
I heard you type the same way so wOOOOOOHOOOO

11:12 pm

YOONGI
look after tae

TALULAH
it's cute how you're protective over him

YOONGI
tf I'm not

YOONGI
I mean it tho look after my puppy

TALULAH
yes sir

YOONGI
:)

11:15 pm

NAMJOON
now I know why Taehyung has been very happy lately

TALULAH
yeah he got a new camera right

NAMJOON
sure 🤓

11:54 pm

BFF
hey best friend forever

BFF
now that you're officially with tae

BFF
have fun but not too much fun

BFF
I've been here from the beginning :") LET ME SAY A SPEECH

TALULAH
oh god here we go

BFF
but fr I'm happy for you guys *inserts love heart*

TALULAH
why can't u just put an emoji

BFF
I don't like emojis

12:03 am

JIMIN
WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE

JIMIN
sorry wrong person

JIMIN
jk it was for you

TALULAH
how could you dye your hair brown

JIMIN
wait what

TALULAH
the blonde 😤 I miss it

JIMIN
oh no I'm sorry tal I didn't know

TALULAH
I'm kidding !!! it looks great

JIMIN
why thank you ☺️

12:25 am

TALULAH
all of the boys texted me about us dating shxkhwks

BOYFRIEND
what did the fuckers say

TALULAH
Yoongi told me to look after you

BOYFRIEND
he did??? OH MT GOSH

BOYFRIEND
I have to go tease him about this