3:40 pm

TALULAH
can you believe this

TALULAH
Jungkook really went out yesterday and got laaaaaaaid

SUMMER LOVE?
yes I heard

SUMMER LOVE?
what is happening to this world

SUMMER LOVE?
jk got unexpectedly laid and we're over here in our summer romance and we can't even call each other boyfriend and girlfriend

TALULAH
sometimes I want to hit your pretty face

TALULAH
our summer romance started a day ago you ass

BOYFRIEND
I see how it is

BOYFRIEND
ass means boyfriend

BOYFRIEND
in that case you're a ...

TALULAH
go on, I dare you

BOYFRIEND
girlfriend! hi girlfriend

[internal scream]

TALULAH
it's about fucking time

BOYFRIEND
so girlfriend what kind of flowers do you like?

TALULAH
jin please

BOYFRIEND
he ain't no flower

TALULAH
sorry he's a king isn't he

BOYFRIEND
urm NO I AM

TALULAH
gosh

BOYFRIEND
gosh what

TALULAH
gosh you're cute

BOYFRIEND
gosh don't make me blush

TALULAH
but jin is a flower

BOYFRIEND
what am I then??

TALULAH
my boyfriend

BOYFRIEND
smooth