Today, I will showing Bloopers from my recent stories, 'I Hate New York, But You're An Exception' and 'Guardian of Safety'

First up 'I Hate New York But You're An Exception' Chapter One and Two

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Winny: *Talking to camera man* Kay so, I have to barrel-roll through a window to get inside my apartment.

Camera Guy: So, you gonna be okay?

Winny: yeah. . .maybe. . .

Admin: You'll be totally fine.

Winny: *Falls through window, knocking over table, and falls on floor*

Admin: HAHAHAHAHA

Winny: YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TABLE

Admin: HAHAHAHA

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Peter: Who's ImTonyStarkFearMe?

Admin: wait, why isn't that an error?

Winny: what

Admin: OKAY SO TYPING IMTONYSTARKFEARME ITS NOT SAYING THAT ITS NOT A WORD. ITS SAYING THAT IT IS IN FACT AN ACTUAL WORD

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Winny: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~! SEID IHR DAS ESSEN?
NEIN, WIR SIND DER JÄGER~! DEAI NI IRO WA NATKUTE MONOKURO FUKINUKERU ITAMI GOTO KIMI YUDANEMASHOU~! TSUNAIDA TAMASHII NO HI GA MUNE O SASU NARA~! MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA~!

Peter: Pfffffffft I've been standing here for the past five minutes and she hasn't noticed me this is the best thing ever

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Beatrice: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN YOURS I COULD TEACH YOU BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE

Winny: Can you not

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Peter: SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN

Winny: what

Peter: NOTHING I'M NOT SPIDERMAN

Winny: what

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Brian: I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE HOST CLUB

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Winny: *Sitting down doing homework* look at my life look at my choices

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These set of bloopers goes to 'Guardian of Safety' Chapter Two
(BM= Bunnymund)

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*super cold outside*

BM: *hops out of portal* *'Jesus Christ' kid voice* Jesus Christ!

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BM: CRIKEY *Falls over*

Hazel: HAHAHAHA-WHOA *Falls over*

Admin: HAHAHA

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Hazel: Oh my god, ye're tall

BM: Oh my god, you're short

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Hazel: why is yer fur so soft

BM: I use Fancy shampoo that my hairstylist gave me

Hazel: what

BM: what

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BM: Look at all the cute litt'le eggs with legs they're adorable, they are. But now I must watch them go *single tear* I'll be waitin'

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Hazel: Kay so, cross legs, turn, fall over

BM: And I'm catchin'.

Admin: Yes

Hazel: Okie Dokie

Hazel: *Crosses legs, turns, falls over*

BM: *Doesn't catch*

Hazel: OWWWWWWWWWW

BM: what- OH- yeah I was supposed to catch you, my bad mate

Hazel: YA WHALLUPER

BM: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Hazel: IT MEANS YE'RE A DICK THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS

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BONUS! These bloopers are for my story called, 'Endangered Love' Chapter 10 and 11

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Red: NUH-UH

Peter: YEAH-UH

Red: NUH-UH

Rocket: DON'T MAKE ME GET IN THERE OR I'LL BUST A WHOOPIN' ON BOTH OF Y'ALL

Peter: da fuq

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Dewitty: *slams head on keyboard*

Keyboard: *Breaks*

Dewitty: oh shit

Frenksy: BWAHAHAHAHA

Dewitty: I broke it pffft

Admin: Jesus Christ Dewitty

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Mr. Saxer: *Turns around in chair* *swipes off glasses to reveal another pair of glasses* BLA-BAM

Dewitty and Frenksy: WHOA SO COOL

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Red: PETER YOU'RE SO COOL HOLY SHIAT

Peter: Thanks for the awkward praise, Red

Red: HIACK

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Rocket: BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIILLLD

Peter: you're a genetically engineered raccoon

Rocket: shut up I can dream

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Red: she kicks too

Peter: yeah, and don't forget her snoring

Gamora: I heard you were talkin' shit

Peter and Red: •-• Well fuck

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Admin: IF YOU GUYS DON'T READ THE STORIES REFERENCED PLEASE DO YOU CAN FIND THEM ON MY PROFILE THANK YOU
BYE BYE MY LITTLE PROXIES AND ENJOY READING