Me: Instead of updating the actual story I'm updating this piece of shit cos I can. Today we will be showing the Gag Reel/Bloopers/Outtakes of Chapter 16: It's Fern

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Fern: Okay, playing Portal 2, WHEATLEY I LOVE YOU

Ashton: You should love me more tho

Fern: ARE YOU A 6'7 BRITISH NERD THAT LOVES FLORAL CLOTHING? NO

Ashton: Da fuq

Fern: Shhh, Wheatley, I love you and no one can take that away

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Fern: I CAN'T REACH THE SNACKS!

Me: They're right there

Fern: I'M TOO SHORT

Ashton: I'll get them *Goes to get the snacks*

Fern: *Slaps his ass*

Heather: DA FUQ NO

Ashton: Da fuq

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Heather: *Slides over to Eric and she slips and falls*

Eric: God Dammit we have to do this all over again now

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Fern: I FORGET MY LINES

Doctor: YOU ONLY HAVE TO SAY IT'S FERN

Fern: DON'T PRESSURE ME

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Chris: *Runs to door and totally bangs his shin into the corner of the coffee table* BULLOCKS! WHY THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS SHIT COFFEE TABLE? DID THE QUEEN HERSELF WANT IT HERE?! NO! TAKE IT OUT OF HERE

Me: Whoa man, chill

Fern: *Laughing ass off and you can hear Waylon outside laughing too*

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Fern: *Opens door* wow that was fast, I just ordered

Doctor: What

Fern: Well c'mon get in here and start stripping

Doctor: whAT

Fern: Oh wait, you're not the stripper-gram are you?

Doctor: WHAT

Fern: Whoooopssss

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Fern: *Crying* I can't remember my lines

Doctor: Jesus Christ Fern

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Heather and Ashton: *Dancing*

Fern: THERE WILL BE NO DANCING IN MY LOBBY

Me: *Spits out juice all over the place*

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Fern: *Opens Door*

Waylon: Hey, I'm the Stripper you ordered

Fern: FINALLY

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Waylon: What's Moulin Rouge?

Fern: IT'S BEAUTIFUL THAT'S WHAT IT IS

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Me: *Playing Moulin Rouge*

-Come What May comes on-

Ashton and Fern: *Super Serious*

Ashton: *Singing* Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
Want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I love you more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sings?
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I love you until the end of time

Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day

Fern: *Singing* Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around you

Fern and Ashton: *Singing* And there's no mountain too high
No river too wide
Sing out this song and I'll be there by your side
Storm clouds may gather,
And stars may collide

Ashton: *Singing*But I love you

Fern: *Singing* I love you
Until the end of time

Ashton: *Singing* Until the end of time

Ashton and Fern: *Singing* Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day

Oh, come what may, come what may
I will love you, Oh I will love you
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place

Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day

Crew and Cast: *Clapping and giving out whistles*

Ashton: *Laughs and Bows*

Fern: *Laughing* Thank you, thank you

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Me: I tried to go all out since I haven't updated since like forever ago
Hope you enjoyed and comment questions you have for the cast or for me, and dares are allowed as well cos it'd be pretty fucking hilarious to see the kind of crap you guys can come up with