But guess what
This is real life

That shit don't happen in real life.

If it did, I would have been married to my neighbour who I hated in school.

Or I would be married to my best friend who is getting married to someone else next month

OR

I would have totally had an all-out diva moment at the wedding of this guy I thought I had a crush on for 5 thousand years.

But well- yo I ate lekker at that wedding. I didn't care about no diva moment. I was too busy chowing down and then had tea and baking afterwards.

So ya- guys stories don't happen in real life but it is fun to imagine. Totally not dissing the cliche because I so, so love it.

But I think real life is fun too.