This episode...holy shit this entire episode...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LET'S SCREAM ABOUT THIS!!! 

Spoilers down below!! 

I'm really beginning to notice how deadpanned Wanda sounds in the recaps each episode "previously on WandaVision".

Welcome to the 2000s! Yay!

Vision isn't in bed with Wanda...yikes.

At least Wanda has FINALLY acknowledged that this is a false world.

OMG the video game is glitching!

"Mommy isn't sleeping. She's just resting her eyes." My dad always says that omg.

I love the Modern Family vibes to this!

The fact that she slept in her costume XD

Yeaaaaah...Wanda's having a little mental breakdown and is making everything glitch.

The intro just constantly says Wanda and it took forever to put in Vision...that worries me.

Also, "created by Wanda Maximoff"...brilliant!

Looks like SWORD brought in more people and had to relocate.

Launch? Launch what? Hayward, wtf are you launching?!

Was Vision asleep this whole time??

Oh god, a circus. I really don't like clowns, but the fact that they are actually SWORD agents is funny.

Omgggg they think Vision's a clown XD

DARCY IS CHAINED TO A CAR AND TALKING TO THE CAMERA OMGGG SHE'S A PART OF THE CIRCUS!!!

"We locked eyes. There was an unspoken understanding." "Ummm...hard pass." Darcy, no XD

Yeah? Who is Pietro? Who tf is he if he's not their uncle??

The twins are absolutely confused and disturbed by how their mom is acting, and I don't blame them.

"I think I got there in the nick of time, because she was this close to cutting her own bangs." Omg Agnes, you're not wrong tho xD

Agnes: "I promise, I don't bite!" Agnes, two seconds later: "I actually did bite a kid once." I SNORTED SO HARD—!

Yeaaaaah...everything is totally glitching. And Wanda saying that she's fine does NOT mean she's fine. I'm scared for her.

Hayward wants Vision back, oh shiiiit.

I'm not sure who these people are but I thiiiink they're from Captain Marvel because Monica mentioned the loyalty to her mom? I didn't watch the movie, sorry guys!

"Fine, I'll go out with you but I'm ordering the lobster." I love Darcy so much, y'all don't understand—

Yayyy, Vision broke Darcy out of her spell!

Daaaamn, Darcy decked that guy! Hell yeah! Marry me!

I never in my life thought that Vision and Darcy would team up, yet here we are! I am living for this!

Oh shit, the entire house is glitching! Even the stork came back!

Wait, who tf just spoke behind the camera?!?!

Omg, we're getting depressed commercial! And holy shit, they are definitely talking about Wanda making a fake reality, holy shit.

Ayeeee, Señor Scratchy is back and Billy's playing with him!

Agnes is quiet on the inside? Interesting, Billy—

It's so weird how Agnes keeps talking about Ralph yet he has NEVER appeared.

Monica is looking like a damn astronaut...cool!

Oh fuuuuck...Wanda's barrier is so strong that Monica can't go in and the truck is being rewritten! Shiiiit!!

The barrier legit just spit that truck out, oh shit.

MONICA NO! SHE WENT IN!

Okay, her eyes are glowing blue, woahhhhh—

Yoooo did she finally get her powers?! Oh shit, she did!!!

It hurts me to hear Darcy tell Vision about how he died twice.

Ayyyeeee now Vision is talking to the camera!

Is Wanda making construction happen RIGHT in front of the car so they can't leave? XD

Even Darcy is a WandaVision shipper!

Omg, Monica just straight up barged into Wanda's house and Wanda is PISSED!

Oh shit...yup, Monica has powers.

Monica...you're about to get yourself killed, calm down.

"Don't let him make you the villain." "Maybe I already am." Oh shiiiiit! And everyone is watching them, even Agnes saw through her window!

Okay...Agnes stepping in like that...something's up, what does Agnes know?

Interesting, there are still kids in Westview.

Omg, Vision straight up just took off the mic and left XD

Wait, where are the twins? Oh god, where are they? This eerie music is making me anxious.

Playing in the basement? Wtf...Wanda, go check.

Omg, all those vines on the wall...what did Agnes do to the twins?

This is so damn witchy omg.

I KNEW IT! I KNEW AGNES HAD POWERS! I KNEW THAT SHE WAS MAGIC! I KNEW THAT SHE WAS AGATHA HARKNESS!!

Omgggg now we're getting an Agatha theme?!

Agatha all along! Agatha did this!!

She made the fake Pietro appear!! She made Vision think that Wanda was controlling everyone!! She was the voice behind the camera!!! HOLY FUCK!!!

BITCH KILLED SPARKY THE DOG OH FUCKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK

WTF AN END CREDIT SCENE?! FINALLY!!

FUCK, FAKE PIETRO CAUGHT MONICA SNOOPING, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Please please PLEASE SOMEONE COMMENT SO I CAN SCREAM ABOUT THIS PLEASE OMGGGGG!!!