This show...holy shit. This show. Yes. I have so much to say since I just saw the first two episodes, so here we go! 

BEWARE! SPOILERS DOWN BELOW! 

1x01

Not even 5 seconds in and there's a theme song...I fucking love this.

This is so fucking cute, I can't even get over this 50s sitcom style with Wanda and Vision.

Wanda levitating objects legit gives me life...I wanna be a telekinetic so bad.

The canned laughter keeps making me giggle XD

"What was the question again?" Me when I'm not paying attention during a Zoom call and my teacher asks me something.

"My mother in law was in town so naturally, I wasn't." I already love Agnes.

"How to goose your wife so you don't lose your wife" why isn't there a magazine like that? XD

Ngl, Vision typing is pretty close to how quickly I type—

"No skeletons in your closet, eh?" "...I don't have a skeleton, sir." I snorted so hard.

Wanda and Vision are totally both talking about different things and it's so hilarious to me XD

Oh god, they have a 50s commercial, I'm done 😂

BY STARK INDUSTRIES, I AM DECEASED—

Wanda keeps trying to cover her cleavage, I'm deadddd

Vision keeps getting distracted by Wanda's nightgown dress thing and honestly...s a m e . I'm so gay for her already :")

IM WHEEZING, VISION SINGING TO DISTRACT MRS HART FROM SEEING WANDA USING HER POWERS 😂🤣

"Your wife calls you Diane?" "Yes, it's a pet name...coming! ...Fred!" I. AM. WEAK.

I love how they keep mentioning that Wanda's European...I still miss her Sokovian accent tho—

And now his boss is choking...yikes.

That...that was so weird and disturbing—

"We are an unusual couple." Really? Hadn't noticed.

Wanda making the rings for them...precious.

"And they lived happily ever after." ...I've got a bad feeling about this :")

Woah...who was watching them on the tv...?

1x02

The two separate beds and Vision wearing an eye mask is sooo cute!

The "Are you using your night vision, Vision?" line KILLS ME EVERYTHING!

Vision running back into bed scared is a MOOD!

Wanda getting scared and pushing the beds together is soooo funny XD

"Wanda, darling?" "Yes, dear?" "Get the light." Aaaaand sexy times begin!

Omg, the Bewitched theme for Wandavision...I fucking love it!

Vision dressing up like a magician...looking good!

I can't stop thinking about how cute they are, practicing a magic trick for the talent show XD

I want a relationship like Wanda and Vision so bad now...but...ya know...we both are fully alive.

Oh shit...a toy helicopter that's in color rather than black and grey...

Jeez, the show can get so eerie and disturbing and then fun and light a second later...I love it.

Wanda and Agnes: *loops arms together*; Me: ...... *tries not to ship them but my gay ass slowly doing so anyway*

Wanda trying to act normal by copying the actions of someone else is a mood.

Agnes coming in with the alcohol...I really do love her.

"How is anybody doing this sober?" Me in class. Kidding! .....

Vision trying to fit in is so cute!

And now he swallowed the gum...aaaaand it's stuck inside him...yikes.

Wanda making faces with her back turned is a huge mood!

Okay...the blonde chick and the radio glitching and calling out to Wanda is so fucking creepy—

Oh shit, the blood is colored.

Aaaand everything is back to normal again...so weird.

Another commercial! But this time, mentioning Strucker and Hydra...ohhhhh f u c k —

God Wanda looks hot in that tiny glittery outfit!

Vision acting drunk because the gum got stuck in his wiring or whatever and it's so fucking funny to me for some reason XD

Vision is fucking levitating so Wanda has to make a rope to make it all look normal omgggg

Vision keeps trying to show his powers and Wanda keeps finding ways to make it look like an illusion XD

Awww a rabbit! Señor Scratchy, I love him!

"Abracadabra!" *hits the box with fake wand drunkenly*

Vision is crying now from how weird he feels, same XD

Yayyyy! They got an award for comedy!

Oh shit...she out of nowhere got pregnant...holy fuck...

Another oh shit moment...but who is that guy in that suit?

Welp...Wanda said "no" and rewinded the whole thing so they were back in their house!

Aaaaand now we got colors! Looks like the 60s is over!

"Wanda, who is doing this to you, Wanda?" What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On?

This show was honestly so good! It was funny but it had this dark tone to it because something isn't quite right and it's also disturbing but I love it! I seriously wanna fangirl so hard over this and it's making me have muse for my witch OC Evelyn Graves (who's based on Wanda) but please fangirl with me and lemme know what you think so far of this!