WOAAAAAH HOLY FUUUUUCK THIS SEASON WAS AMAZING! I WATCHED IT WITH JAY cursedmagic- AND WOAAAAAH! 

Episode 1

"Dear diary...go fuck yourself."

Oh dear...sex ed...ew.

Syd and Dina are so cute omgggg

BROOO BRAD OUT OF NOWHERE GOT A NOSEBLEED OMGGGG YES

STANLEY MY BABY BOYYYY

MY BABY STANLEY HAS ONE DIMPLE AND DANCED AWAY SO GORGEOUS IM IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!!

Sydney's little brother, Liam, is absolutely precious!

That is great music, Jay and I are jamminggggg!

BROOOOO THAT ENDING S H I T

Episode 2

Banana Wigglesworth, omgggg

I CANT GET OVER THAT WINDOW CREAKING DOWN OMLLLL 🤣

My heart hurts for Syd because she genuinely likes Dina—

I'm so in love with Stanley, you seriously don't understand guys, I'm in love with him!

STANLEY IS PURE OMLLL

"Wanna go to the football game?" "Absolutely not." Next scene: at the footballs game.

A giant ass jellyfish, I'm wheezing XD

I SCREAMED TOO LOUD WHEN THEY KISSED OMGGGGGG

Episode 3

Oh shit, Syd and Stan fucked!

Sooooo apparently Stanley's really good at "going down" 🌞

Low key disappointed Sydney didn't fight Liam's bully ngl.

FUCK SHE KILLED BANANA WIGGLESWORTH

Jay just said "Sydney, fuck you" because she killed a tween hedgehog (and rightfully so).

That horrified look on Syd's face when Dina mentioned makeup was a whole mood.

STANLEY'S AT THE PARTY LOOKIN H A W T AS F U C K !

Oh no oh no oh no oh no Bradley's here, dear god please no oh god help us—

If Syd ever breaks Stanley's heart, I will break her :")

Y'all should kiss...COME ON!

SYD KISSED DINA FUUUUUCK

IM GONNA BREAK DINA IMMA BREAK HER

FUCKING HOLY SHIT WOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HER POWERS FUUUUUCKKKK

Episode 4

STANLEY BABY BOYYYYYY, LOOKING FINE WHILE MAKING A MARGARITA!!!!

STANLEY PERFORMING IN THE SHOWER I CANT EVEN AHHHHHGHHGHG

WHAT THE FUCK IM SO IN LOVE WITH STANLEY BARBER WHY CANT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LIKE HIM?!?!

SHIIIIT STANLEY SAW HER POWERS OMGGGG

Oh fuck, oh fuck, my baby Stanley is gonna be hurt by his dad oh my god...

Sydney is literally 0.1 seconds away from exploding and I am scared.

Jay and I are about to adopt Liam btw—

Liam's Loaded Lasagna looks like actual vomit tbh

I'm about to murder Stanley's dad, who's with me?

Stanley as her mentor omgggg my heart my hearts my heart—

I don't like seeing my baby Stanley sad, I'm gonna cry and Jay is gonna murder Syd-

Ok, I know Stanley was trying to get a rise out of Syd to use her powers, but he did go a bit too far by mentioning her father.

...BRO THAT GUY DISAPPEARED IN A CLOUD OF DARKNESS WTFFFF

Episode 5

Fuckkkkk Dina and Bradley got caught cheating!

Stanley giving himself detention by throwing his books off his desk and calling the teacher a "m-motherfucker" had us dyinggggg

Jenny is fucking hoooot with all that leather, I'm high key into her—

...that tongue thing Jenny did...I'm really into her...fuck yeah!

I was worried that Stan might say that they fucked Sydney but they didn't and I'm so fucking relieved, get you a classy guy like that!

"We did 69 and everything" I CANT BREEEEATHEEEEEE

"I'm too goddamn old for this shit." FUCKING MOOD!

Jay said "get out your doobie" and immediately Stanley pulled out a doobie omggggg

BRADLEY CHEATED ON DINA YOUUUUUREEEE FUUUUUCKEDDDDD!

YESSS SYD TOLD ON HIS ASS YESSSSS

Who the fuuuuuck is that shadow guy?

Episode 6

I'm loving Stanley with his rubix cube honestly

BRADLEY BETTER BACK THE FUUUUCK AWAY FROM SYDNEY

"Dina's mine" ...BITCH SHE ISN'T A FUCKING OBJECT ASSHOLE!

Damnitttt Dina's pissed at Syd-

Jay and I are gonna murder Syd for hurting our baby Stanley—

Fuckkkkkk Liam baby got hurt and now everyone is pissed at Syd, including us, fuuuckkkk

YASSS SYD CONTROLLED HER POWER!

Yooooo did her dad have powers?! Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my g o d !

Oh fuck she can't find the diary holy shiiiiiit fuuuuckkkkk!

Episode 7

Oh cool, she's making pancakes!

Awwwww, Liam got a sticker!

SYD AND DINA ARE GOING TO HOMECOMING TOGETHERRRR

I'm so fucking in love with that baby blue outfit Stanley's outfit!

"Mind blowing" huh? Oohhhhh k then.

Dina looks h a w t XD

Liam is such a dad, I can't even—

Damn, Stanley got a date with a stick up her ass, jeez. Poor baby.

That bitch won't dance with him, fuuuuuck herrrr. Not literally, but still.

He sounds so heartbroken, I can't—

My babyyyyyyy, they deserve love, let me love you babyyyyy!

I really wish Syd and Dina and Stan all got in a poly relationship, please that's what I need please!

Omgggg Syd and Dina are slow dancing omg omg omg!

Please kiss please please please please please

F U C K ! BRADLEY!

I KNEW HE HAD HER DIARY OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO HES GONNA TELL EVERYTHING!!

HE OUTED HER OH MY GOD!!

FUUUUUCJ STAN GOT PUNCHED OH NG GOD NOOOOO

YASSSSS SHE BLESS HIS HEAD OFF FUCK YESSS FUCK BRADLEY REST IN FUCKING HELL ASSHOLE FUUUUCKKKK!

FUCK THE SHADOW GUY!

"Let's begin." WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO NO FUCK ITS OVER FUUUUCK I SCREAMED SO LOUD DURING THIS WHOLE EPISODE FUUUUCKKKK 

I NEED TO FANGIRL ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE ALSO PLEASE THROW STARTERS ON MY STANLEY ACCOUNT Shoelessisms BECAUSE STANLEY IS BABY AND DESERVES LOVE AND THE ABILITY TO SHAPESHIFT DAMNIT FANGIRL WITH MEEEEEE