a sadist

a grammar freak

a fanboy/girl

any gender

an awkward olive

a crazy olive

a roleplayer

an olive

a writer

a reader

an animal

a murderer (I murder people in my head)

a freak

a flirty chic

an embarrassing geek

a social media stalker

a lazy ass

a smart ass

stupid

a fortune teller

an assistant

an emotional jerk/person

an amazing friend

a friend

a best friend

a super friend

a superhero

a shipper

a dirty minded person

a pervert

a cutie

a person to vent to

a listener

a shy dork

an outcast

hated by all peoples