Weird skit #1 tall

When you realize something.

Me: why are you taller than me!?

Tall guy: how old are you?

Me:14!!

Tall guy: I'm 13

Me: gosh are you a titan!?

Tall guy: I'm only 5'7

Me: exactly! I'm only 5'1!

Tall guy: fine then feel tall! *picks me up and on his shoulders* There! Better now!

Me: very!.............but your still intimidating!

Weird skit #2 consiance

Bakugou: why are you annoying?

Me: because my consiance said so.

Bakugou: jimminie cricket is not real.

Me: who said his name was jimminie?

Bakugou: then what's his name?

Me: Kirishima!

Bakugou: are you serious?

Me: No

Bakugou: then what's his name!?

Me: jimminie!!

Kirishima: what are you two talking about?

Bakugou: jimminie cricket is not real!!

Me: he is!!

Kirishima: Bakugou your being a dork, leave her be, if she wants to believe in Disney characters as her consiance than let it be.

Bakugou: how did you know what we where talking about?!

Kirishima: because he said so * points to a random cricket *

Bakugou: he is real!

Me: hah! Told ya!

Kirishima: also because I watched that movie