This title makes absolutely no sense lmao
Currently ._. because wattpad failed to safe I NEARLY FINISHED

Anyways got tagged by SkizXVI

1. I have two cats and had another two

2. I was a full-time anime trash but due to family reasons and kpop now I am only half-time

3. Some people say I am sly but some say I am nice so I am guessing I just like expressing my affection by dissing and trolling

4. I think I am really similar to Meanhoe in general (except I am not pretty and I can't dance)

5. I suck at sports but better in badminton and...snooker?

6. One of my friends is my vitriolic best bud

7. Aside from Cantonese, Mandarin and English I also self-learned Japanese, learnt some German and Spanish and currently self-learning Korean

8. Top 5 favourite animals are foxes, alpacas, kangaroos (istg it's not because of Chan), eagles and wombats

9. Top 5 favourite anime are Osomatsu-san, Durarara, Cells at Work, Hetalia and Bungou Stray Dogs

10. Top 5 favourite kpop groups are BTS, Seventeen, Stray Kids, Dream Catcher and BTOB

Again I will only tag a few people (and completely optional to do this)

biggeboi uhh are you still here?
meyeomiish miss your spmming lmao
CreatureChanLixQueen congratulations on finding your love!
STRAY_MEMES (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

Joke...?
Uhh for puns I only know Cantonese ones but I do have funny stories, but then I actually find 90% of things funny sooooo it's probably not funny.
Anyways here ya go

A couple is sleeping when the husband sneezed and his snot is all over the wife's face. Frustrated, she says, "Next time if you're gonna do anything please tell me in advance so I can be prepared."
A few moments later the husband yells, "Ready!" so the wife hides under the blanket.
Her husband farted.

Told ya, not funny:3
(I do have a huge ton of ghost stories and urban legends yay)

Spoilers for the Mansion: the smart guy is not going to be Namjoon at the end.

It's midnight and I'm not going to sleep yet:3