Me: Jeferson should take care of me, because of our FANTASTIC relationship and this book....song.

Jefferson:....

Me:....

Jefferson: I would take care of you, but as you said sarcastically, our relationship sucks.

Me:.....Fine...*walks out of the room* LAFAYETTTTTTE!

Lafayette: What.

Me:Jefferson is being mean to me.

Jefferson: WHAT? I WAS NOT!

Lafayette: *breaks down a door* THOMAS!