In the distance you see a wild Abinator in its natural habitat. The couch. The creature sits with one leg off of the couch.

It has decided its prey, cereal. It's yearns for the delectable breakfast food, but is not sure if she wants to waste the energy. Now the Abinator waits for motivation to grab the cereal. It's mouth waters as it thinks of the chocolate frosted mini wheats that sits on the kitchen counter.

It takes a leap of faith and stands up to walk to kitchen. Suddenly it spies the kitchen which she realized is TWENTY FEET AWAY FROM HER. She jumps and hisses at the distance, realizing her dream of cereal was never to be.

She sprints back to her home and cuddles under a blanket which is stamped with the logo of a college she cares nothing about and continues to watch The Office.

Alone......

Without her cereal......

(HALP!!!!)