Haseena is sitting on karishma's Singh chairs and silently watching and enjoying the bakaiti of MPT team members.

KS: pushpa ji mano ap say ek Kam bhi dhang say nahi ho sakta na, Kaha tha k pati dev ko aaj nashta nahi Karna hai , unkay office mei aaj unka annual health check up hai, unhain aaj subha breakfast k bina Jana tha, unhon nay hum say Kaha tha k hum unhain yaad dila dyn, or subha hum apko thanee aanay say pehlay bhi kahey thy k aaj lalla ko fasting mei bina nashta kiey Jana hai, kahey thy k nahi kahey thy.

PS: Kaha tha.

KS: phir apko unko 4 , 4  aaloo k parathay woh bhi kheer k Sath khilanay ki kiyà zaroorat thi apko, ab batein fasting diabetes kaisay check hogi unki.

PS: aray rehnay dyn Kaun sa lalla ko sugar hai.

KS: ha phir bhi ahtiyat toh zaroori hai na Pushpa ji ab bataein sugar level say uppar aai toh, waisay bhi unka cholesterol bhi barh gaya hai or roz jitna ap khud khati hai unhain bhi khilati hain, woh bhi din bad din ap ki tarha gol gappa huay ja rhy hain. Dekha wazan poora 5 kilo barh gaya hai unka.

PS: ap kiyà chahti hain k woh apki tarha ghass photos kha k khakri ho jaey, bechara humara lalla bhaag phoot gay hain us Kay ap say shadi k bad,. Kaha tha lalla say hum nay yeh larki theek nahi hai tumharay liey par unki aankhon mei patti bandhi thi dekhai Kahan diya usay kuch bhi, ab bechara apko sehan kar rha hai.

KS: bhaag phootay nahi hai un Kay bhag toh khul gay hain unkay , dhanay ho gay woh humari jaisi patni mili hai Jo unko. Ek dum Sundar shusheel or sanskari.

PS: Sundar shusheel or sanskari kyun mazaq kar rhi hain subha subha ap, yeh woh guyn toh nahi ginwa rhi hain ap Jo ap mei hai hi nahi.

KS: dekhain pushpa ji ap subha subha humara dimagh ka meter out kar rhi hain.

Here there DSP enters but both are very much busy in  fighting with each other, haseena signals him to sit beside her on her the chair which is next to her.

DSP sir: yeh kiyà ho rha hai MS mallik.

HM: sir subha ki entertainment chal rhi hai ap bhi dekhain bara maza aa rha hai.

AS: Ms mallik ap inhain roknay k bajaey enjoy kar rhi hain.

HM: aray sir abhi toh maza aana shru hua hai bus is say pehlay yeh ek dosray k baal nochain hum inhain rok dyn gay. Ap jab tak yeh chai enjoy karen.

AS: yeh kis ki chai hai Ms  mallik.

HM: apki Pyari behna ki chai hai sir unki larai mei thandi ho Jani hai isay ap pee lyn.

AS: dhanewad.

Back to Saas bahu fight.

PS: aray apka sara ka Sara parivar  hi aaisa hi hai.

KS: dekhain parivar ko beech mei mat ghasitay ap.

PS: dekheay ga jab apki Amma ko bhi ap jaisi bahu milay gi tab hum poochtay hain ap say, waisay kab kar rhi hain apki Amma ap kay Anu bhaiya ka vivah ab toh unki umar ho chuki hai abhi bhi nahi karen gay toh kab Karen gay woh vivah, sochain kaisa lagay ga dulha stick lay k saharay chal rha hoga.

KS: apko is say kiya matlab, jab honi hogi tab ho jaey gi Anu bhaiya ki shadi.

AS to HM: Ms mallik behtar yahi hai ap in dono ko chup karwa dyn yeh dono toh apni larai mei humain bhi ghasit rahi hain.

HM: sir itni bhi kiyà jaldi hai thora sabar karen.

AS: Ms mallik please ap inhain rok dyn aaisa na ho yeh dono had say aagay barh jaen.

HM: aray sir chill Karen , badam khaen gay ap.

AS: nahi dhanewad.

HM: jabhi apka sens of humor acha nahi hai, badam khaya Karen dimagh teez hota hai is say.

AS: yani ap bhi humain in dono ki tarha taunt Karen gay.

HM: kabhi kabhi chalta hai na sir.

Her phone rings. But she keeps aside instead of receiving.

AS: kiyà pata kisi ko zaroori Kam ho receive kar lyn, deekh toh lyn kis ki call hai.

She sees the caller ID where askshu name show.

HM: apki aakansha ki call hai sir.

AS: woh apko kyun call Kar rhi hain???

HM: sir shaid ap bhool rhy hain aakansha apki girlfriend honay say pehlay humari best friend hai, apki aagiya ho toh hum receive Karen??

AS: ha ha kyun nahi or please speaker par rakheay ga, hum bhi toh sunain kiyà kehna chahti hain woh ap say.

HM: very bad sir yun doston ki batein Sunna achi baat nahi hai.

AS: ha aur Jo apki friend hum say haftay mei sirf ek bar woh bhi do minute k liay baat karti hain uska kiyà? Or apko pata hai hum dono pichlay 2 mahinay say nahi milay hain.

HM: acha acha utawalay na ho hum say toh roz do bar baat hoti hai, us Kay saray secret Jo hain humaray pass. Yeh lo call cut ho gae.

AS: ha ap itni dyar lagaen gi toh yahi hoga na, bus arguments mei ap time waste karti hain.

HM: acha hum time waste kartay hain , hum toh call receive karnay hi walay thy ap nay hi speaker par rakhnay ki farmaish ki thi.

AS: ha toh ek second lagta hai phone speaker par rakhnay mei.

HM: ssshhh chup ho jaen dobara call aa rhi hai uski.

AS: Ms mallik speaker par Zara.

HM: pata hai sir.. received ha bol akshu kyun subha subha call Kar rhi hai.

AKshu: hassu ek problem ho gae hai Yar.

HM: AKshu ek toh tu problem ki chalti phirti dukan hai, bol kiyà kar diya tu nay ab.

AKshu: hassu mera selection ho gaya hai but s do saal ki training k liay mujhe mumbai Jana hai..

HM: AKshu tu nay yeh baat Anubhav ko batai.

AKshu: aray Yar wahi toh problem hai na, woh Mr hamesha shadi k peechay para rehta hai, ab usay kaisay samjhaun mere liey mere dreams kitnay important hain , batao woh do saal bhi intezar nahi Kar sakta Mera, log toh yahan sari  umar apni mohabat k intezar mei guzar daytay hain us say sirf do saal ka Kaha hai par woh maan hi nahi rha hai.

HM: ab tu mujh say kiyà chahti hai.

AKshu: aray zayda kuch nahi bus tu Anu ko kisi tarha mana lay na is bar, woh teri har baat manta hai na.

HM: boyfriend tera hai humari baat kyun manay ga.

AKshu: tera senior toh hai na woh, mujhe pata hai woh teri baat say inkar nahi karay ga.

AS: Akansha ji...

AKshu: hassu Anu wahen hai kiyà??

HM: ji yahen hain sir or hum dono ki batein bhi sun rhy hain.

AKshu: lag gae meri toh, isliay usay roz ignore kar rhi thi mei.

AS: Akansha ji Zara sham ap humain milain humain ap say zaroori baat karni hai.

AKshu: aaj zaroori hai kiyà Anubhav.

AS: Ji zaroori hai. Or Ms mallik I hope k is bar ap apni mitar ko bachanay nahi aaen gi us k sath.

HM: ji sir hum nahi aaen gay.

AKshu: aray aaisay kaisay nahi aao gi tum mere Sath , 5:00 bjay tera off ho Jata hai phir na tu iski junior hai na hi woh tumhara senior or tum meri friend ho meri marzi tumhain jahan bhi lay k jaun.

HM: AKshu tu humari naukari k peechay kyun pari hai please Chali ja na.

AKshu: deekh tu sher k pinjaray mei mujhe akelay bheej k acha nahi karay gi.

HM: akshu yeh tera or Anubhav sir ka mamala hai mujhe in sab say dour rakho toh behtar hai bye...
And call disconnected..

AS: dhanewad Ms mallik. Chaltay hain Zara in logon par thori sakhti kiyà Karen.

HM: ji sir zaroor...

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HM: ho gaya ap logon ka.

KS: ha humara ho gaya ap pushpa ji say pooch lyn...

PS: ha humara bhi ho gaya.

HM: waisay humain maza toh buhat aata hai ap logon ko aaisay larta deekh k par kiyà Karen Kam bhi toh Karna hai na , toh lag jaen sab apnay apnay Kam par or karishma Singh ap Kal walay case ki file lay k humaray cabin mei aaen.

KS: ji MS. Or Ms Kumar walay case ki file bhi toh head quarter pohchani hai ap us par bhi sign kar dyn.

HM: woh file toh hum nay sir ko day di.

KS: aray abhi toh yahi pari thi hum nay subha hi dekha tha yahan par.

HM: hum nay Kaha na hum nay sign kar k woh file sir ko day diya hai.

KS: par kab?

HM: abhi thori dyar pehlay jab sir routine visit par thanee aaey thy.

KS: bhaiya thanee aaey thy par kab hum nay toh nahi deekha unhain..

HM: aray kaisay dekhain gi ap ap or pushpa ji toh masroof thy na larai karnay mei...

KS: shit yani phir unhon nay aaj humain lartay dekha, ms ap nay humain bataya kyun nahi k bhaiya aaey hain...

HM: agar bata daytay toh humara itna acha manoranjan kaisay hota, waisay buhat stamina hai ap dono mei pooray ek ghantay non stop kaisay lar laytay hain ap dono.

KS: Ms woh hum Kahan pushpa ji larti hain..

HM: ha magar jawab ap bhi toh dayti hain na matlab Kamal hain ap dono.

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I hope you like the first part.

Should I continue it or not?